(Due credit to Jimmy Buffett for today's title.)

First of all, after yesterday's entry several of you asked some variation on "What happened next??" The answer is "Nothing!!" Adam and I chatted for a while over ice cream, then we went our separate ways. I do have his contact information, and I think I've made a new friend ( Read more... )

I'm working tonight, and first thing tomorrow morning I'm heading out to Westhampton with my friend Bria and a bunch of her friends and I won't be back until sometime Monday.

So. Last Friday night.

I'm kind of drinking a lot while I write this. Bear with me.I have oh so cleverly arranged to take an earlier shift than usual so that I could be ( Read more... )

(No, no response yet from Mastercard Man to my e-mail... I promise, you'll be the first 2,300 to know.)

My friend and fellow barmaid of three years, Jessica, is moving to San Francisco with her fiance Evan soon; they're leaving on September 10. Todd (our manager) doesn't think Labor Day weekend will be very busy, so Jessica's last day at the Bar ( Read more... )

Warning: Strong and explicit language ahead.Jessica and I end up leaving the Yankee game on Wednesday pretty upset. And it has very little to do with the fact that the Orioles won, though that certainly doesn't help. Or that Giambi only went to bat once, and he got walked, and his nascent moustache looks really, really stupid. It's because of ( Read more... )

Part I: Jason

Barmaid Blog reader Heather from Canada sent me this e-mail in reference to the sex dreams I've been having about Jason Giambi:

I was reading Cosmopolitan magazine (September 2006) edition and it has a feature on what your dreams mean. One scenario is ( Read more... )

Wednesday is the sixth day of the current heat wave, and the third day in a row that I know for sure New York City went over 100 degrees. The air conditioning at the Bar isn't quite keeping up even after the sun goes down, and everybody's kind of punchy. I'm on the six-to-close, and I've spent a good part of the evening getting my entertainment ( Read more... )