How convenient

[barf_cola]

Hey everyone I just won a free copy of Dead Rising!

My favorite webbsite ever Joystiq had a contest to see which of their readers had the most video game systems hooked up at once,, so natrually I had to enter and I won! Here is the image I sent:

Comments

[knorg]

You're going to die a virgin.

[barf_cola]

Yes it is true I have never had sex and never will

Who the fuck are all these trolls in my journal seriously I'm tired of this

[punchingskulls]

Because after all, Kevin, only virgins collect things and have technology-related hobbies. Duh.

[barf_cola]

Only uninteresting people are allowed to have intercourse

[slammin_sammy_b]

you should also get rid of that gremlin on the outside of the plane. he's gnawing off the wing. many combolations on a free copy of dead rising, that means you'll have to kill some zombies in high def. probably won't be as fun as dr. mario, hd. though.

HEY go buy your ticket for mastodon tonight since there is a show and the box office will be open

[barf_cola]

Excuse me what gremlin

[slammin_sammy_b]

the one from the bugs bunny cartoons i watched when i was 8.

you are still going to mastodon with me, correct?

[barf_cola]

WHAT

Yes I am going it's on Friday right

[punchingskulls]

Fucking awesome!

Hahaha, the comments people left are funny. Some sound pissed/jealous. You should comment and say, 'Hey I bought a new TV, everyone. Have a look!'

[barf_cola]

Yeah I knew I'd get a lot of flack for that so I put up a picture of the TV

Joe are you the Cow 2 comments above

[punchingskulls]

n r u?

[barf_cola]

n

[lackaday]

Sizzla is my hero

[barf_cola]

Aint he great

[lattershed]

sex

[barf_cola]

According to knorg I don't know what that is