The Edward to my Anita?

[barbed_whispers]

I tried to find a good quote from OB to sum up my feelings on this topic, but I failed. So let me just say: He's dating a woman with two daughters, ages 10 and 16? Fuck that shit, man. I am moving on with my life

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[getaway_machine]

I think she would've before, but now?

Now she'd save his life so that she could fuck him afterwards.

[barbed_whispers]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

except i still think she'd be a bitter bitch about it. maybe she'd save his life, tie him up, and make him watch her have sex with everyone else ever. and he'd be all "dammit woman, you barely had sex with me, but now you're giving a donkey head!"

[getaway_machine]

donkey? ewwww.
I wouldn't put it past her, but still, ewwwww.

She totally would be, wouldn't she? "You left me and I'm wonderful so now I'll fuck ANYONE and ANYTHING but YOU! ...Unless I get a sudden attack of the arduer, and then I'll fuck you, and BITCH about it later because I'm so EMO!"

[barbed_whispers]

anita does gross things to my brain. i think... ANITA STOP STROKING MY BRAIN IT WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

hahaha. and everyone else would just be like "wow, you're crazy...in a sexy way."

[pancakekiller]

I wholeheartedly concur.