Hang on, girls! Elan is coming to save the day!

V, that coffee didn't taste very good. And my face hurts now.

Oh well, at least Banjo has two more followers! Yay!

New Years...

Last time I celebrated New Years, I got a kiss. It wasn't Haley though, that was before Haley and I fell in love. Well...officially anyway.

I didn't get a kiss this time. Haley's not here to give me a kiss.

I wonder where she is. I hope she's ok.

EWWWW COOOTIIIIIIEEEEES

((Elan has been Flea'd))

Hiiiii!

Anybody wanna play? We can play Paladins and Hobgoblins or Hide and Seek or sing!

((*kills the world with leetle!Elan icon*))

V, what's a Christmas?

Wow, you must have REALLY high charisma! I bet if you took some ranks in it you'd be amazing bards!

Anyway congratulations to all the winners of that pageant!

My invisibility never works ;_;

But apparently I've been entered in this...male beauty pageant! Sounds fun! Let's see if anyone else can compete with 18 charisma!

ENOUGH!

I still don't see what's so bad about Mary Sue, but if everybody wants her gone, then I'll help!

So no more fighting!

I'LL be the bait!

I met this girl named Mary Sue today. She's really nice!

She said that she was my sister. I have a sister too? I mean I know I have an evil twin, but a sister?

EDIT:

Bet You Can't Eat Elan.

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....why would someone want to eat me?