This isn't good! Where's the boat? Where's Durkon?

Hello? Has anybody seen a boat?

((Elan is now set after a big war he was involved in; the Order of the Stick's leader died, and the group got separated. He was on a boat with refugees, but two people including his lover Haley are missing.))

My legs? Really? 'cause I mean they're kind of....skinny.

Um....I have boobies?

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HELP! I DON'T WANT TO BE A HAT!!!

♭Run, run, run from the crazy man with a sword!!!♪♫

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I was wondering the countryside today and I came upon an old abandoned building. It looks like an old church, but nobody's been there for a while.

And there was a puppet on one of the pewes! It's a sign! This is my calling!

I, Elan, hereby claim this building as the First Church of Banjo!

I'm invisible again! Whooooooooo!

The university blew up and now I can't find V! I hope he didn't get blown up!

Anyway, since I'm stuck without him, I guess I'll keep teaching at the middle school. But I kind of want to wander the countryside a little and play my music on the streets.

BANJO CAME TO ME IN A DREAM!!! I HAVE HEARD THE VOICE OF MY GOD!!!

Oh this is so cool~!

HE DEMANDS FINGER-PUPPET DANCES IN HIS HONOR!!!

((Elan will be preaching about Banjo to people he passes and giving them finger puppets))

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Wow everyone was pretty drunk for a while, huh?

So...what's this Valentine's Day I keep hearing about?