DYING. DYING.

[balefully]

OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHONLWTOIDNLHOIANOWINSG THE "DRABBLE" GENERATOR. OH MY GOD I AM WEEPING WITH LAUGHTER. BEST. MADLIBS. EVER.

Jared and Jensen
by William Shakespeare

Enter Jared

Jensen appears above at a window

Jared:But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks

Comments

[missyjack]

OMG IAMBIC PENTAMETER PORNING

[balefully]

ARISE, PULSING HORSE, AND FUCK THE SLICK CONDOM!

OMFG SOGNWOSINGOISG I COULD NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

[strippedpink]

>> Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a pile-driver, all night long"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove taut.

ASDLKJASDKLJALKGLKG THAT. IS. AMAZING.

[balefully]

I AM STILL DYING. SOIGNWOEITGODHIN I DO NOT EVEN KNOW.

BY YONDER SLICK CONDOM I SWEAR!

[balefully]

I AM SERIOUSLY INJURING MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER. OH. MY GOD.

THE HOT CONDOM THAT ACHINGLY CHANGES IN ITS RED ORB. OMFG.

[azephirin]

JENSEN IS THE HORSE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *dies*

[balefully]

SEE HOW HE LEANS HIS NIPPLE UPON HIS COCK? O, THAT I WERE A GLOVE UPON THAT COCK!

DYING DYING DYING. GOOD BOY, JARED. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE.

[jamesinboots]

*LAUGHS SO HARD*

Omg Lucy, that's the BEST THING EVER.

[balefully]

I AM ACTUALLY ABOUT TO PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING. WTF OMFG HOW IS IT SO PERFECT.