DYING. DYING.
OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHONLWTOIDNLHOIANOWINSG THE "DRABBLE" GENERATOR. OH MY GOD I AM WEEPING WITH LAUGHTER. BEST. MADLIBS. EVER.
Jared and Jensen
by William Shakespeare
Enter Jared
Jensen appears above at a window
Jared:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the bottle of lube, and Jensen is the horse.
Arise, pulsing horse, and fuck the slick condom.
See, how he leans his nipple upon his cock!
O, that I were a glove upon that cock,
That I might touch that nipple!
Jensen:
O Jared, Jared! wherefore art thou Jared?
What's in a name? That which we call a hole
By any other name would smell as slimy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a pile-driver, all night long"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove taut.
Jared:
Swain, by yonder slick condom I swear
That tips over the arm of the couch the rock-hard jizz--
Jensen:
O, swear not by the condom, the hot condom,
That achingly changes in its red orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise red.
Sweet, enormous night! A thousand times enormous night!
Parting is such dripping sorrow,
That I shall say enormous night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Jared:
Sleep dwell upon thy nipple, peace in thy cock!
Would I were sleep and peace, so slowly to rest!
wantonly will I to my pulsing hole's cell,
Its help to fuck, and my slimy hole to tell.
I AM LIKE PEEING MYSELF AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHBGFIKNWJTOGPDINHPWIOGSKMLdhsdfhmkjdjd. DOST THOU LOVE ME? I KNOW THOU WILT SAY "LIKE A PILE-DRIVER, ALL NIGHT LONG" AND I WILL TAKE THY WORD.
OH MY GOD I DID NOT EVEN RIG THAT. THAT IS SOGINWOGINDHOIN ALL BY CHANCE.
(ETA: OMFG I keep refreshing and they are ALL AS DELICIOUSLY GENIUS AS THIS ONE. There's one where Jensen is a horse who Jared saves and then falls in love with and then kisses to turn him into a prince. adoginsetgosdihn. "On the eighth night, Jensen [the horse] climbed into bed with Jared. He burrowed under the covers and desperately fucked Jared's cock. It made Jared giggle and he cuddled close to Jensen, stroking his hole and singing wantonly to him. They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Jared hurried home so he could curl up with Jensen. It gave him a pulsing feeling whenever Jensen fucked his cock." Then Jensen turns into a prince, and some stuff happens. "Then he kissed Jared and they tumbled over the arm of the couch and did a lot of very hot things, some of them involving an enormous jizz." DYING. DYING. I AM NOT EVEN MAKING THIS UP. HOLY CRAP, I AM GOING TO BE PLAYING WITH THIS THING ALL NIGHT, I CAN TELL RIGHT NOW.
ETA 2: "But Jared had already moved over the arm of the couch. Like a pile-driver, all night long, he pressed his cock into Jensen's hole. And as they fell together in an enormous fit of love, the condom lay on the floor, slimy and forgotten." AHAHAHAHGOSNLWGIEKdhfg.)
Jared and Jensen
by William Shakespeare
Enter Jared
Jensen appears above at a window
Jared:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the bottle of lube, and Jensen is the horse.
Arise, pulsing horse, and fuck the slick condom.
See, how he leans his nipple upon his cock!
O, that I were a glove upon that cock,
That I might touch that nipple!
Jensen:
O Jared, Jared! wherefore art thou Jared?
What's in a name? That which we call a hole
By any other name would smell as slimy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a pile-driver, all night long"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove taut.
Jared:
Swain, by yonder slick condom I swear
That tips over the arm of the couch the rock-hard jizz--
Jensen:
O, swear not by the condom, the hot condom,
That achingly changes in its red orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise red.
Sweet, enormous night! A thousand times enormous night!
Parting is such dripping sorrow,
That I shall say enormous night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Jared:
Sleep dwell upon thy nipple, peace in thy cock!
Would I were sleep and peace, so slowly to rest!
wantonly will I to my pulsing hole's cell,
Its help to fuck, and my slimy hole to tell.
I AM LIKE PEEING MYSELF AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHBGFIKNWJTOGPDINHPWIOGSKMLdhsdfhmkjdjd. DOST THOU LOVE ME? I KNOW THOU WILT SAY "LIKE A PILE-DRIVER, ALL NIGHT LONG" AND I WILL TAKE THY WORD.
OH MY GOD I DID NOT EVEN RIG THAT. THAT IS SOGINWOGINDHOIN ALL BY CHANCE.
(ETA: OMFG I keep refreshing and they are ALL AS DELICIOUSLY GENIUS AS THIS ONE. There's one where Jensen is a horse who Jared saves and then falls in love with and then kisses to turn him into a prince. adoginsetgosdihn. "On the eighth night, Jensen [the horse] climbed into bed with Jared. He burrowed under the covers and desperately fucked Jared's cock. It made Jared giggle and he cuddled close to Jensen, stroking his hole and singing wantonly to him. They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Jared hurried home so he could curl up with Jensen. It gave him a pulsing feeling whenever Jensen fucked his cock." Then Jensen turns into a prince, and some stuff happens. "Then he kissed Jared and they tumbled over the arm of the couch and did a lot of very hot things, some of them involving an enormous jizz." DYING. DYING. I AM NOT EVEN MAKING THIS UP. HOLY CRAP, I AM GOING TO BE PLAYING WITH THIS THING ALL NIGHT, I CAN TELL RIGHT NOW.
ETA 2: "But Jared had already moved over the arm of the couch. Like a pile-driver, all night long, he pressed his cock into Jensen's hole. And as they fell together in an enormous fit of love, the condom lay on the floor, slimy and forgotten." AHAHAHAHGOSNLWGIEKdhfg.)