SPN!
OKAY.
SO HERE'S THE THING.
IT WAS FUCKING KICKASS. LIKE SERIOUSLY KICKASS OMFG AWESOME SHIT. (ALSO "IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, SAM WINCHESTER" IS THE BEST EPISODE NAME EVER EVER EVER OMFG. *_*!)
UNTIL THE LAST FIVE MINUTES.
osinlkswodihn.
First of all, Don-or-Samhain was THE EVIL DICK WHO SOLD DEXTER HIS MINIVAN AND THEN WHOM DEXTER KILLED :D! Last season on Dexter! :D! I LOVE HIM. HE IS SO GOOD AT BEING A SKEEZO. Also his creepy eyes were awesome.
OMFG THE LITTLE BROTHER FROM KYLE XY WAS JUSTIN! :D! :D! :D! I LOOOOVE HIM! SO MUCH OMFG OMFG! And he was so great in this! JOOOOOSH YOU ARE AMAZING!
The awkward silence when Dean said he would come back as a hot cheerleader was fucking GENIUS. OMFG. Sam was CLEARLY thinking what we were all thinking, which is UM, DEAN? ARE YOU HARBOURING SECRET FANTASIES OF BEING A GIRL? YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU? I could totally see the gangbanged-by-the-whole-football-team porno scenario flashing before his eyes. DEAN YOU JUST WANT TO BE PRETTY. A PRETTY, PRETTY COCKSLUT.
Sam meeting Castiel was AWESOME AHAHAHA I LOVED IT. :D! He was so adorable oh man. And then him being all :/ made me SO HAPPY because he is SAM and of course he is going to instantly question himself and reexamine even his faith in god the first moment it looks faulty. I love that he has unconditional faith ONLY IN DEAN. <33333!
I LOVE THAT THE WITCH CHICK KISSED HER BROTHER AHAHAHAHA BEING POSSESSED BY SAMHAIN. WTF IS IT WITH THIS SHOW AND GIVING US STEAMING PILES OF INCEST HEAPED HIGH ON OUR PLATES AT ALL TIMES?! I APPROVE OF THIS PLAN. :D!
Sam being all SMART and COMPETENT and SMEARING HIMSELF AND DEAN IN BLOOD HOLY SHIT OMFG OMFG OMFG. *______*! Needless to say, I had QUITE A MOMENT RIGHT THEN. And Dean just WENT WITH IT. In fact, Dean was totally just GOING WITH IT a lot! I love that he trusts Sammy like that. <333! Also he was PRETTY FREAKIN' HOT THIS WEEK. SOFINODGINOENTILKWSHPOINH YES.
SPEAKING OF. HOLY SHIT. SAM USING HIS POWERS. HARD-FUCKING-CORE. I WAS LIKE SHAKING AND SPAZZING OUT WITH JOY. HOOOO MY GOD HIS STRAINING, PAINED FACE AND THE BLOOD POURING FROM HIS NOSE AND HIS GRUNTING BREATHS AND SOGNIWTGOINDWOSING JUST. POWERS!SAM TURNS MY CRANK SO FUCKING HARD I DO NOT EVEN FUCKING KNOW. PANT PANT PANT. AND DEAN. STANDING AND WATCHING HIM. AND THEIR EYE-CONTACT. IT WAS LIKE. VIBRATING WITH INSANE TENSION.
I NEED ABOUT 20580238630863080328563086308 CODAS ABOUT THE AFTERMATH AND HOW HE RUSHED TO CATCH SAM AS SAM COLLAPSED TO THE FLOOR AND STOPPED THE BLEEDING AND SCHMOOED ALL OVER HIS SAMMY. OMFG THE HURT/COMFORT. WOULD FUCKING KILL ME WITH JOY. WRITE IIIIIT.
GOD THE WHOLE EP WAS AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING UP TO THIS POINT. I LOVED IT SO MUCH AND EVERYTHING WAS SO BRILL. AND SAM WAS BURNING MY EYEBALLS OUT OF MY FACE YET AGAIN WITH HIS SCREAMING HOTNESS.
...and then the ending happened. Don't get me wrong, I love that Uriel is a dick and that Sam hates angels now and that they THREATENED HIM (although not too well) and told him to ask Dean about hell. That was awesome.
I am not pleased that at the moment, Sam has a really weird and tenuous role in the mytharc. I mean. I am guessing/hoping that will change? But heaven is like. PSH WHATEV WHO CARES ABOUT SAM. LET'S KEEP HIM AROUND 'CAUSE DEAN LIKES HIM. We know the YED seemed to have some greater endgame that no one knew about, so maybs that will come back into it and Sam will have some legit role again? I am not too horribly worried about this, it just rankled a little bit when I was watching. I LOVE LOVE LOVE SAM'S WORRIED SADFACE WHEN THEY TOLD HIM TO ASK DEAN ABOUT HELL OMFG. PSIFNWoadsign I loved Sam's face ALL EPISODE GOD GOD GOD HE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL I AM JUST. SPEECHLESS. SO SO SO BEAUTIFUL.
And then. THEN. THAT BULLSHIT AT THE PARK. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. I WAS FUCKING GAGGING ALL OVER THE SHOP. I'm sorry, that was just. Saccharine. And Castiel is boring and poo to me as a result of being all SAPPY and DOUBTFUL and shit. I wanted him to be a DICK like Uriel, and I AM NOT PLEASED with him being all soft-hearted and spewing flowers and puppies. SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF CASTIEL. I ALMOST REALLY REALLY LIKED YOU AND THEN YOU WENT AND STOMPED ON MY DELICATE, GROWING LOVE.
ALSO. DEAN BEING A LEADER IN BATTLE WTF?! I'M. LIKE. GOD I DON'T KNOW THAT JUST SOUNDED SO HILARIOUS AND LAME. I SCOFFED. WHAT. WHAT. I don't even know. This whole Dean-chosen-by-GOD shit is really, REALLY not convincing me. It's probably just because I am so blah about the whole Judeo-Christian setup they're promoting here, but like. I don't know, I just can't take it seriously. Maybe it's bad writing, maybe it's that the reveal is too slow and it will all make perfect sense later, but I'm just. WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THIS SHIT. WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS. WHAT THE FUCK. IT IS JUST HILARIOUS TO ME. DEAN? SERIOUSLY? Dean as a character is NOT aodginsidg GENERAL material at ALL. WE KNOW THIS. DO THE WRITERS OF THIS SHOW NOT REMEMBER JUS IN BELLO?! DEAN CAN'T MAKE THOSE KIND OF SACRIFICES WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED. ONLY HIMSELF. THAT'S WHY HE'S SUCH A GOOD SOLDIER/HUNTER/WHATEVER! HE WILL MAKE SELF-SACRIFICES UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME BUT HE WON'T SACRIFICE OTHERS AND YOU HAVE HAVE HAVE TO BE A GOOD STRATEGY/WAR TACTICS PERSON TO BE A LEADER LIKE THAT. WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS GOD THINKING?! WHAT IS GOING ON?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING THIS SCHLOCKY AND HILARIOUS INSTEAD OF DARK AND COOL?!
I guess we don't know what the "right" answer was in their situation, as Castiel says, but like. God, I don't know. I am losing my patience with this portion of the mytharc. It's such random chance that Dean would be God's Chosen One when Sam is COINCIDENTALLY AND UNRELATEDLY Azazel's Chosen One. What is really going on, here?
ALSO. I KEPT WAITING FOR THE FINAL SCENE WHERE THEY WERE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. AND IT NEVER CAME. :( SAM IN THE MOTEL ROOM WAS ALL DARK AND DEAN ON THE PLAYGROUND WAS ALL BRIGHT AND I AM JUST. GUYS. :( PLEASE GET SAM AND DEAN PROPERLY ON THE SAME PAGE AGAIN AND STOP FUCKING WITH THEIR LOVE. :(
Unrelatedly, how it is possible that Dean doesn't know THE STORY OF SNOW WHITE, and yet casually mentions THE TET OFFENSIVE IN CONVERSATION.
SO HERE'S THE THING.
IT WAS FUCKING KICKASS. LIKE SERIOUSLY KICKASS OMFG AWESOME SHIT. (ALSO "IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, SAM WINCHESTER" IS THE BEST EPISODE NAME EVER EVER EVER OMFG. *_*!)
UNTIL THE LAST FIVE MINUTES.
osinlkswodihn.
First of all, Don-or-Samhain was THE EVIL DICK WHO SOLD DEXTER HIS MINIVAN AND THEN WHOM DEXTER KILLED :D! Last season on Dexter! :D! I LOVE HIM. HE IS SO GOOD AT BEING A SKEEZO. Also his creepy eyes were awesome.
OMFG THE LITTLE BROTHER FROM KYLE XY WAS JUSTIN! :D! :D! :D! I LOOOOVE HIM! SO MUCH OMFG OMFG! And he was so great in this! JOOOOOSH YOU ARE AMAZING!
The awkward silence when Dean said he would come back as a hot cheerleader was fucking GENIUS. OMFG. Sam was CLEARLY thinking what we were all thinking, which is UM, DEAN? ARE YOU HARBOURING SECRET FANTASIES OF BEING A GIRL? YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU? I could totally see the gangbanged-by-the-whole-football-team porno scenario flashing before his eyes. DEAN YOU JUST WANT TO BE PRETTY. A PRETTY, PRETTY COCKSLUT.
Sam meeting Castiel was AWESOME AHAHAHA I LOVED IT. :D! He was so adorable oh man. And then him being all :/ made me SO HAPPY because he is SAM and of course he is going to instantly question himself and reexamine even his faith in god the first moment it looks faulty. I love that he has unconditional faith ONLY IN DEAN. <33333!
I LOVE THAT THE WITCH CHICK KISSED HER BROTHER AHAHAHAHA BEING POSSESSED BY SAMHAIN. WTF IS IT WITH THIS SHOW AND GIVING US STEAMING PILES OF INCEST HEAPED HIGH ON OUR PLATES AT ALL TIMES?! I APPROVE OF THIS PLAN. :D!
Sam being all SMART and COMPETENT and SMEARING HIMSELF AND DEAN IN BLOOD HOLY SHIT OMFG OMFG OMFG. *______*! Needless to say, I had QUITE A MOMENT RIGHT THEN. And Dean just WENT WITH IT. In fact, Dean was totally just GOING WITH IT a lot! I love that he trusts Sammy like that. <333! Also he was PRETTY FREAKIN' HOT THIS WEEK. SOFINODGINOENTILKWSHPOINH YES.
SPEAKING OF. HOLY SHIT. SAM USING HIS POWERS. HARD-FUCKING-CORE. I WAS LIKE SHAKING AND SPAZZING OUT WITH JOY. HOOOO MY GOD HIS STRAINING, PAINED FACE AND THE BLOOD POURING FROM HIS NOSE AND HIS GRUNTING BREATHS AND SOGNIWTGOINDWOSING JUST. POWERS!SAM TURNS MY CRANK SO FUCKING HARD I DO NOT EVEN FUCKING KNOW. PANT PANT PANT. AND DEAN. STANDING AND WATCHING HIM. AND THEIR EYE-CONTACT. IT WAS LIKE. VIBRATING WITH INSANE TENSION.
I NEED ABOUT 20580238630863080328563086308 CODAS ABOUT THE AFTERMATH AND HOW HE RUSHED TO CATCH SAM AS SAM COLLAPSED TO THE FLOOR AND STOPPED THE BLEEDING AND SCHMOOED ALL OVER HIS SAMMY. OMFG THE HURT/COMFORT. WOULD FUCKING KILL ME WITH JOY. WRITE IIIIIT.
GOD THE WHOLE EP WAS AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING UP TO THIS POINT. I LOVED IT SO MUCH AND EVERYTHING WAS SO BRILL. AND SAM WAS BURNING MY EYEBALLS OUT OF MY FACE YET AGAIN WITH HIS SCREAMING HOTNESS.
...and then the ending happened. Don't get me wrong, I love that Uriel is a dick and that Sam hates angels now and that they THREATENED HIM (although not too well) and told him to ask Dean about hell. That was awesome.
I am not pleased that at the moment, Sam has a really weird and tenuous role in the mytharc. I mean. I am guessing/hoping that will change? But heaven is like. PSH WHATEV WHO CARES ABOUT SAM. LET'S KEEP HIM AROUND 'CAUSE DEAN LIKES HIM. We know the YED seemed to have some greater endgame that no one knew about, so maybs that will come back into it and Sam will have some legit role again? I am not too horribly worried about this, it just rankled a little bit when I was watching. I LOVE LOVE LOVE SAM'S WORRIED SADFACE WHEN THEY TOLD HIM TO ASK DEAN ABOUT HELL OMFG. PSIFNWoadsign I loved Sam's face ALL EPISODE GOD GOD GOD HE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL I AM JUST. SPEECHLESS. SO SO SO BEAUTIFUL.
And then. THEN. THAT BULLSHIT AT THE PARK. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. I WAS FUCKING GAGGING ALL OVER THE SHOP. I'm sorry, that was just. Saccharine. And Castiel is boring and poo to me as a result of being all SAPPY and DOUBTFUL and shit. I wanted him to be a DICK like Uriel, and I AM NOT PLEASED with him being all soft-hearted and spewing flowers and puppies. SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF CASTIEL. I ALMOST REALLY REALLY LIKED YOU AND THEN YOU WENT AND STOMPED ON MY DELICATE, GROWING LOVE.
ALSO. DEAN BEING A LEADER IN BATTLE WTF?! I'M. LIKE. GOD I DON'T KNOW THAT JUST SOUNDED SO HILARIOUS AND LAME. I SCOFFED. WHAT. WHAT. I don't even know. This whole Dean-chosen-by-GOD shit is really, REALLY not convincing me. It's probably just because I am so blah about the whole Judeo-Christian setup they're promoting here, but like. I don't know, I just can't take it seriously. Maybe it's bad writing, maybe it's that the reveal is too slow and it will all make perfect sense later, but I'm just. WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THIS SHIT. WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS. WHAT THE FUCK. IT IS JUST HILARIOUS TO ME. DEAN? SERIOUSLY? Dean as a character is NOT aodginsidg GENERAL material at ALL. WE KNOW THIS. DO THE WRITERS OF THIS SHOW NOT REMEMBER JUS IN BELLO?! DEAN CAN'T MAKE THOSE KIND OF SACRIFICES WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED. ONLY HIMSELF. THAT'S WHY HE'S SUCH A GOOD SOLDIER/HUNTER/WHATEVER! HE WILL MAKE SELF-SACRIFICES UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME BUT HE WON'T SACRIFICE OTHERS AND YOU HAVE HAVE HAVE TO BE A GOOD STRATEGY/WAR TACTICS PERSON TO BE A LEADER LIKE THAT. WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS GOD THINKING?! WHAT IS GOING ON?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING THIS SCHLOCKY AND HILARIOUS INSTEAD OF DARK AND COOL?!
I guess we don't know what the "right" answer was in their situation, as Castiel says, but like. God, I don't know. I am losing my patience with this portion of the mytharc. It's such random chance that Dean would be God's Chosen One when Sam is COINCIDENTALLY AND UNRELATEDLY Azazel's Chosen One. What is really going on, here?
ALSO. I KEPT WAITING FOR THE FINAL SCENE WHERE THEY WERE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. AND IT NEVER CAME. :( SAM IN THE MOTEL ROOM WAS ALL DARK AND DEAN ON THE PLAYGROUND WAS ALL BRIGHT AND I AM JUST. GUYS. :( PLEASE GET SAM AND DEAN PROPERLY ON THE SAME PAGE AGAIN AND STOP FUCKING WITH THEIR LOVE. :(
Unrelatedly, how it is possible that Dean doesn't know THE STORY OF SNOW WHITE, and yet casually mentions THE TET OFFENSIVE IN CONVERSATION.