Awesome! I, too, name all manner of inanimate objects! :) My current laptop is Colin (although I still manage to call him Basil, after the laptop I had two years ago, poor dear), my cellphone is Withnail, my iPod is Herbert and my car is named Steve. :) Naming things just makes them better. ;)
That is SO TRUE. My car is Phawkes, and has a vanity plate that says so, because I am just that lame. I still have no idea what to name my phone, though! *PONDERS*
I've just started to name things in the past year and it's fun -- right now my computer is Kal-El (hi, comics geek, wheee!), iPod nano is Sam Winchester, and big iPod is Dean Winchester (little one and big one! LIKE BROTHERS. Shh, I put thought into this!) As for names, what other people do you like, perhaps you can use another name...?
Marathons are FUN. I watched the pilot again yesterday and spent the whole time fascinated with Sam's hair. So smooth and shiny.
...Maybe the hiatus is making me a little crazier. MAYBE.
If you do a series of grammar issue posts I would be there. With bells on. Because I probably do horrible grammar things all the time but don't exactly realize it, d'oh. (On that note, the prostate = something I don't really write about for fear of writing that horribly. I am shy and scared of accidentally writing it wrong! ;) )
Christian Bale has always been my Main Man, but I don't know how that would translate to a name for a phone! We shall see...
Also, ahahaha, clearly Dean should have been the iPod nano, since he is bossy and short and Sam is Sasquatch. :D! HEE.
I do love skinny pilot!Sam! Such a sexy little schmoo.
It is better to steer clear of the prostate descriptions than to get them wrong, I HIGHLY AGREE. But it is a huge pet-peeve of mine when people screw it up; I am sure most readers are not as annoyed as I am, ahaha.
Oh man, I WANT THAT GRAMMAR SERIES. I just had a huge rant at my brother concerning alright/all right, and he's 15 and doesn't care in the least. I'd love to get more knowledge from the Grammar Master so that I can take this knowledge and rub it in people's faces. AHAHA. USE GRAMMAR FOR EVIL, OKAY? Do it for me. :D
And YAY for NYE, I'm glad everything worked out okay.
Also? I want that rant on the prostate. *waits patiently* ... *except, not so patiently*
...Lucy, I cannot think of a single pictoral aid that would not, like, terrify me beyond all belief.
You know what I would like to add to your rant though? Most straight men do not get the prostate thing! They view it vaguely like women view pelvic exams. Really? You want to put what, where? Oh. Right. Well then.
I (and let's discuss how I'm FEMALE) had to explain to a group of like fifteen men why gay sex is actually good for the person bottoming. They did not understand. I was just like, really? Really? God, what sort of sexual education are we giving you people. Then again this is the same group who, when I offhandedly remarked, "Always use two forms of birth control," came back with, "You mean like... two condoms?" so you know. *hands*
My point is: Dean Winchester, upon conversion to being gay for Sam, would probably have the, "You want to put what? Where?" reaction. Versus, you know, "OH GOD GIVE IT TO ME HARDER I THINK FISTING IS A GREAT IDEA." Fandom, please take note.
They don't, it's true! I have had to explain it to countless people, you are right. ALTHOUGH they were kind of lame people who probably do not spend hours and hours in random motel rooms with only pay-per-view to entertain them. I am guessing Dean may have gotten a marginally better education in buttfucking than the average man, but WHO KNOWS.
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Marathons are FUN. I watched the pilot again yesterday and spent the whole time fascinated with Sam's hair. So smooth and shiny.
...Maybe the hiatus is making me a little crazier. MAYBE.
If you do a series of grammar issue posts I would be there. With bells on. Because I probably do horrible grammar things all the time but don't exactly realize it, d'oh. (On that note, the prostate = something I don't really write about for fear of writing that horribly. I am shy and scared of accidentally writing it wrong! ;) )
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Also, ahahaha, clearly Dean should have been the iPod nano, since he is bossy and short and Sam is Sasquatch. :D! HEE.
I do love skinny pilot!Sam! Such a sexy little schmoo.
It is better to steer clear of the prostate descriptions than to get them wrong, I HIGHLY AGREE. But it is a huge pet-peeve of mine when people screw it up; I am sure most readers are not as annoyed as I am, ahaha.
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And YAY for NYE, I'm glad everything worked out okay.
Also? I want that rant on the prostate. *waits patiently* ... *except, not so patiently*
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Ahaha, it is coming! So to speak! ;)!
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You know what I would like to add to your rant though? Most straight men do not get the prostate thing! They view it vaguely like women view pelvic exams. Really? You want to put what, where? Oh. Right. Well then.
I (and let's discuss how I'm FEMALE) had to explain to a group of like fifteen men why gay sex is actually good for the person bottoming. They did not understand. I was just like, really? Really? God, what sort of sexual education are we giving you people. Then again this is the same group who, when I offhandedly remarked, "Always use two forms of birth control," came back with, "You mean like... two condoms?" so you know. *hands*
My point is: Dean Winchester, upon conversion to being gay for Sam, would probably have the, "You want to put what? Where?" reaction. Versus, you know, "OH GOD GIVE IT TO ME HARDER I THINK FISTING IS A GREAT IDEA." Fandom, please take note.
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They don't, it's true! I have had to explain it to countless people, you are right. ALTHOUGH they were kind of lame people who probably do not spend hours and hours in random motel rooms with only pay-per-view to entertain them. I am guessing Dean may have gotten a marginally better education in buttfucking than the average man, but WHO KNOWS.
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ILU2, bb. :x!
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