Cancer of Da Butt. Well, Near da Butt. Thankfully, no.

[baldsug]

Just felt like I should fill in for a few people about my weirdness just before the holidays and advise that all is well.

Comments

[galbinus_caeli]

There could be worse things to hear during the digital exam. Such as the doctor picking up a clipboard and writing something down. Without pausing the examination.

Challenge

[anonymous]

I think you gotta go with "Mike's Cock Cancer" 'cause when I hear "Butt Cancer" I think colon. I can't be alone in that, can I?

Oh, yeah, and cool that you don't have any kind of cancer. I'm all for that.

xo
Kizz

Re: Challenge

[baldsug]

See "Cock Cancer" is more along the lines of what Derek and Clive refer to as "Cancer of the Knob" which is misleading as well. I've opted for "Butt-Accessible Cancer"

[elemess]

That sounds almost as bad as a cysto. I don't recommend one. It isn't so much the amount of pain, it's more the location of the pain*. That's what turned me into a gibbering little girl.

* It's on the inside!

Yer bro

[anonymous]

Well this beats the pants off my vasectomy post a couple of years back.

So relieved and pleased to hear the good news. Of course, this means your off the Mi Sheberach list. And I was hoping to find out what your Hebrew name was.

- The other M

Re: Yer bro

[baldsug]

Is that El Al's version of the "no-fly" list?