Comments | baldsug: Cancer of Da Butt. Well, Near da Butt. Thankfully, no.

baldsug

Cancer of Da Butt. Well, Near da Butt. Thankfully, no.

Feb 03, 2009 17:58

Just felt like I should fill in for a few people about my weirdness just before the holidays and advise that all is well. ( WARNING - SERIOUS TMI )

Comments 14

rejeneration February 4 2009, 00:07:25 UTC

Honey. -smiling- -soft hug- I'm glad you're okay. This sounds... god, rough, fucking brutal more like it, but I had originally intended to keep it all very P.C. and then thought, "feck it," you know, as I do.

FISTY MEATHANDS MCGEE

I hate myself for laughing through this post, but... well, I know you. I'm just glad you're ALRIGHT. =D My love to you. ♥

baldsug February 4 2009, 13:00:52 UTC

How did I know you'd be the first one not just to respond to this post, but to get it too? Except for a few momentary lapses, I laughed through most of the experience. There's not much else you can do except worry and that would have been a waste of a perfectly good vacation for one thing. Anyhow, after seeing your latest post now I'm a little worried about you for being so worried about everyone else. You see how that spreads?

Like you I feel luckier than many in this economy (not having ever had much in the way of investments or property to lose anyway and a steady job with family) so I'm helping out friends where I can and spending money at local businesses like it's going out of style. I figure that's the best way to have an actual impact to start turning things around. I hope it does. As for you - be well, laugh more, do what you can, and let the rest go. Love Youse

moonbird February 4 2009, 00:07:29 UTC

I think you may be the only man I know for whom I can start crying for fear of losing you and then have that turns to tears of laughter as you make me laugh my head off.

I'm glad you're well.

Relatively speaking. ;)

--J

muse0fire February 4 2009, 01:36:21 UTC

Oh damn, what an absolutely fantastic.. er... horrific experience! Glad to hear everything was ok in the end. And yes, that was a pun.

baldsug February 4 2009, 13:02:23 UTC

Is it a pun or INNUENDO? See what I did there..."in-you-end-o?"

curt_holman February 4 2009, 01:39:38 UTC

"the satisfying sound of a mousetrap snapping shut with each stab."

Maybe they do that so you won't focus on the other thing.

Glad to hear that news.

Maybe they do that so you won't focus on the other thing. baldsug February 4 2009, 13:03:53 UTC

Or maybe I should choose a urologist whose office isn't in the alley by the dumpster.

galbinus_caeli February 4 2009, 03:42:06 UTC

Agh!

I was quite pleased when my bloodwork suggested that no physical prostate exam was needed for me at this time.