After having a shit, use your fingers to wipe. Then use your fingers on someone's face to create a Mustache of shit. Obviously this is best done when the person is asleep. When the person wakes up they will initially have no idea where that nice smell is coming from. "Let's give Paul a brown mustache while he's asleep"
You can also use the term "Dirty Sanchez" from the world of Porno.
The point I am trying to make:
SOMEONE SMEARED SHIT ON THE WRONG PLACE. Next time remind your friends that the shit smear goes under the nose and above the lip. Not on the eyebrows.
Hey...from the looks of it she is into that kind of stuff lol.
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scary.
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Brown Mustache
After having a shit, use your fingers to wipe. Then use your fingers on someone's face to create a Mustache of shit. Obviously this is best done when the person is asleep. When the person wakes up they will initially have no idea where that nice smell is coming from.
"Let's give Paul a brown mustache while he's asleep"
You can also use the term "Dirty Sanchez" from the world of Porno.
The point I am trying to make:
SOMEONE SMEARED SHIT ON THE WRONG PLACE. Next time remind your friends that the shit smear goes under the nose and above the lip. Not on the eyebrows.
Hey...from the looks of it she is into that kind of stuff lol.
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Then I thought about my guy friends joking around about a Dirty Sanchez and a Donkey Punch.
Thankfully for the girl in the picture and all of us here....that it wasn't a picture of her getting "Donkey Punched".....lol!
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