FAKE Ficlet: Simply Irresistible
Title: Simply Irresistible
Fandom: FAKE
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Dee, Ryo.
Rating: PG-15
Word Count: 747
Setting: After Like Like Love.
Summary: Ryo still has no idea how irresistible Dee finds him.
Written For: Prompt ‘Any, Any, simply irresistible’ at spring_renewal.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters.
Dee has absolutely no idea why Ryo’s complaining, pinned to the bed amid a messy tangle of sticky sheets. Seriously, they need washing anyway, so what’s the big deal? If anyone’s to blame for this little unplanned interlude, (and who plans sex anyway?) then it’s Ryo himself. Can Dee help it if his partner is so irresistible that he can’t keep his hands, and other bodily parts, to himself?
Anyway, what was Ryo even thinking, trying to strip the bed while wearing nothing more than a pair of loose cotton pyjama pants, hanging low on his hips? Bent over the way he had been, that perfect, round, firm ass sticking out, was just inviting Dee to give it a quick nibble. And okay, so things hadn’t ended with a nibble, that had only been the first course, but hey, if you wave temptation in a guy’s face, almost literally, and especially a guy like Dee… Well, you gotta know it’s not just gonna be ignored.
Now Ryo’s all naked and sweaty and mussed, and so is Dee, which is only fair, and he has the nerve to grumble about Dee making them probably late for work, which… Well, he should’ve thought about that before behaving so irresponsibly, and anyway, they’re not gonna be late. Their shift doesn’t start until four, they don’t have to leave the apartment until three, and it’s not even half one in the afternoon. So what if the laundry doesn’t get done until tomorrow? They can just whip the dirty sheets off, ‘cause they’re good and dirty now, slap fresh sheets on, have a little fun in the shower, get dressed, grab a bite to eat, and be out the door bang on time.
“You’re a menace,” Ryo grumbles. “How am I ever supposed to get the housework done with you around?”
“Hey, don’t go blamin’ me for this! You shouldn’t go wavin’ your ass in my face like that. There’s only so much I can resist, and that was WAY over the line.”
“You’re blaming me for you being a hornball?”
“We’ve been datin’ for more than five years, livin’ together almost two months… you should know me by now.”
“I thought I did.” Ryo sounds bemused. “Now I’m beginning to wonder.”
“You know what your problem is?”
“MY problem?” Ryo glares at him and Dee can’t help but grin.
“Yeah, your problem. You still don’t get how completely irresistible you are. All I gotta do is look at you and I want you.”
“Because you’re an unrepentant hornball,” Ryo scoffs.
“There ya go again, refusin’ to accept the truth. You’re the hottest guy I’ve even met, and I want you not ‘cause I’m some kinda sex addict who can’t control himself, but ‘cause you’re gorgeous, head to toe, and I’m head over heels in love with you.”
“Deee!” Ryo blushes, just as he always does whenever Dee compliments him, and that only makes Dee want him more, fuel for an already raging fire.
“You better stop that, unless you wanna go another round, which I’d totally be up for, but then we might really wind up bein’ late. And while we’re on the subject of stoppin’ stuff, if you don’t want me pouncin’ on your ass, don’t bend over wearin’ those damn pyjama pants that’re so thin they’re practically see-through. You got no idea how much that turns me on!”
“Oh, I think I have some idea,” Ryo says with a wry grin. “If I’d known that before…” He trails off.
“I’m kinda regrettin’ tellin’ you now, ‘cause I don’t seriously want you to stop,” Dee admits. “They look amazin’ on you, ‘specially when you bend over.”
“Hornball.”
“You keep sayin’ that like it’s a bad thing.”
“Sometimes it is.”
“But only sometimes.” Dee leers at his lover, tries to pull Ryo closer, but Ryo pushes him away.
“No.”
“You sure ‘bout that?”
“I still have to change the sheets, and then we both need to get ready for work.”
“Screw work. I’d rather screw you.”
“You’re impossible!”
“But very lovable.”
Ryo just glares at him so Dee sighs. “Fine, have it your way. We’ll change the sheets, then shower. Together.” He winks, his meaning clear.
“We don’t have time for that!”
“We’ll manage.”
“Damnit, Dee!”
And that’s when Dee knows he’s won this round, because as irresistible as Ryo is, at the end of the day, he’s not the only one. Dee can be just as irresistible when he tries.
The End
Fandom: FAKE
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Dee, Ryo.
Rating: PG-15
Word Count: 747
Setting: After Like Like Love.
Summary: Ryo still has no idea how irresistible Dee finds him.
Written For: Prompt ‘Any, Any, simply irresistible’ at spring_renewal.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters.
Dee has absolutely no idea why Ryo’s complaining, pinned to the bed amid a messy tangle of sticky sheets. Seriously, they need washing anyway, so what’s the big deal? If anyone’s to blame for this little unplanned interlude, (and who plans sex anyway?) then it’s Ryo himself. Can Dee help it if his partner is so irresistible that he can’t keep his hands, and other bodily parts, to himself?
Anyway, what was Ryo even thinking, trying to strip the bed while wearing nothing more than a pair of loose cotton pyjama pants, hanging low on his hips? Bent over the way he had been, that perfect, round, firm ass sticking out, was just inviting Dee to give it a quick nibble. And okay, so things hadn’t ended with a nibble, that had only been the first course, but hey, if you wave temptation in a guy’s face, almost literally, and especially a guy like Dee… Well, you gotta know it’s not just gonna be ignored.
Now Ryo’s all naked and sweaty and mussed, and so is Dee, which is only fair, and he has the nerve to grumble about Dee making them probably late for work, which… Well, he should’ve thought about that before behaving so irresponsibly, and anyway, they’re not gonna be late. Their shift doesn’t start until four, they don’t have to leave the apartment until three, and it’s not even half one in the afternoon. So what if the laundry doesn’t get done until tomorrow? They can just whip the dirty sheets off, ‘cause they’re good and dirty now, slap fresh sheets on, have a little fun in the shower, get dressed, grab a bite to eat, and be out the door bang on time.
“You’re a menace,” Ryo grumbles. “How am I ever supposed to get the housework done with you around?”
“Hey, don’t go blamin’ me for this! You shouldn’t go wavin’ your ass in my face like that. There’s only so much I can resist, and that was WAY over the line.”
“You’re blaming me for you being a hornball?”
“We’ve been datin’ for more than five years, livin’ together almost two months… you should know me by now.”
“I thought I did.” Ryo sounds bemused. “Now I’m beginning to wonder.”
“You know what your problem is?”
“MY problem?” Ryo glares at him and Dee can’t help but grin.
“Yeah, your problem. You still don’t get how completely irresistible you are. All I gotta do is look at you and I want you.”
“Because you’re an unrepentant hornball,” Ryo scoffs.
“There ya go again, refusin’ to accept the truth. You’re the hottest guy I’ve even met, and I want you not ‘cause I’m some kinda sex addict who can’t control himself, but ‘cause you’re gorgeous, head to toe, and I’m head over heels in love with you.”
“Deee!” Ryo blushes, just as he always does whenever Dee compliments him, and that only makes Dee want him more, fuel for an already raging fire.
“You better stop that, unless you wanna go another round, which I’d totally be up for, but then we might really wind up bein’ late. And while we’re on the subject of stoppin’ stuff, if you don’t want me pouncin’ on your ass, don’t bend over wearin’ those damn pyjama pants that’re so thin they’re practically see-through. You got no idea how much that turns me on!”
“Oh, I think I have some idea,” Ryo says with a wry grin. “If I’d known that before…” He trails off.
“I’m kinda regrettin’ tellin’ you now, ‘cause I don’t seriously want you to stop,” Dee admits. “They look amazin’ on you, ‘specially when you bend over.”
“Hornball.”
“You keep sayin’ that like it’s a bad thing.”
“Sometimes it is.”
“But only sometimes.” Dee leers at his lover, tries to pull Ryo closer, but Ryo pushes him away.
“No.”
“You sure ‘bout that?”
“I still have to change the sheets, and then we both need to get ready for work.”
“Screw work. I’d rather screw you.”
“You’re impossible!”
“But very lovable.”
Ryo just glares at him so Dee sighs. “Fine, have it your way. We’ll change the sheets, then shower. Together.” He winks, his meaning clear.
“We don’t have time for that!”
“We’ll manage.”
“Damnit, Dee!”
And that’s when Dee knows he’s won this round, because as irresistible as Ryo is, at the end of the day, he’s not the only one. Dee can be just as irresistible when he tries.
The End