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badlieutenant

Very amusing meme.

Apr 15, 2006 17:16

Gacked from Kara, over here

Claim a Blaise and suggest a pairing if you wish and you will get a short ficlety thing of joy. As a Blaise is claimed he will be crossed off the list.

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Nicorette, Nicorette, You Can Beat the Cigarette! badlieutenant April 15 2006, 21:08:29 UTC

Those damn adverts were everywhere. Blaise was beginning to develop a twitch every time he saw them. And it wasn't just the adverts that were making him twitch, or the stupid advertising jingle that went with them - he could hear a legion of anti-smoking dwarves chanting 'No, Blaise, No! No, Blaise, No!' and waving pom-poms and banners with anti-smoking signs on them in his head. He'd heard that some people dreamt of underpant gnomes, well, Blaise - he dreamt of anti-smoking dwarves.

He stuffed another piece of the Nicorette gum into his mouth, scowled at the taste. It was neither - as the packet claimed - tasty nor refreshing, and it did not kill the craving for a real, honest to Merlin cigarette. Preferably a Sobranie. Though right now, he'd settle for one of those cheap and nasty penny-cigarettes. Anything with real nicotine, not this...anti-nicotine-nicotine.

Damn you, Nicorette, he thought, shaking his fist at another billboard with a brightly smiling woman saying how Nicorette had helped her quit smoking in 21 days. You are ( ... )

Re: Nicorette, Nicorette, You Can Beat the Cigarette! strangemuses April 15 2006, 21:14:41 UTC

Hahahahaha! That does indeed sound like the sort of evil, torturous dare that Ginny would put someone up to!

Re: Nicorette, Nicorette, You Can Beat the Cigarette! badlieutenant April 15 2006, 21:16:20 UTC

Hahahahahaha! I can totally picture her doing it and him going ".....well...FINE!"

Re: Nicorette, Nicorette, You Can Beat the Cigarette! strangemuses April 15 2006, 21:20:39 UTC

And then when he totally kicked the smokes and went to her to tell her, all proud like, she would just laugh because she never meant really meant for him to do it and only said it to be mean. hahaha! I should do Ginny Weasley dares except that 99% of fandom hates her so much that no one would take me up on it.

Re: Nicorette, Nicorette, You Can Beat the Cigarette! badlieutenant April 15 2006, 21:22:30 UTC

Hahahahahaha oh he'd be so mad! hahahahahaha!

You totally should! That would be a hilarious meme!

Re: Nicorette, Nicorette, You Can Beat the Cigarette! strangemuses April 15 2006, 21:31:05 UTC

He would be so, so mad--and that would just make her laugh even harder. She'd be all like, "Dude!1! You took me *seriously*?!!??11!? You went through all that hell just for a *dare*???!!!!????!11!! You are *so* a Gryffindor and you don't even know it."

And naturally, that would make him even more mad.

Re: Nicorette, Nicorette, You Can Beat the Cigarette! badlieutenant April 15 2006, 21:41:59 UTC

Hahahahahaha he'd be all foot stompy and arm wavy hahahaha!

Re: Nicorette, Nicorette, You Can Beat the Cigarette! strangemuses April 15 2006, 21:44:19 UTC

And she's just laugh so hard that she'd fall onto the ground and get tears in her eyes and point at him.

Re: Nicorette, Nicorette, You Can Beat the Cigarette! strangemuses April 15 2006, 21:33:59 UTC

log on to your messenger thingie and let's chat.

Re: Nicorette, Nicorette, You Can Beat the Cigarette! badlieutenant April 15 2006, 21:42:55 UTC

Doneded!

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