Today was an amazing day here in Maggie's house. Food fell from the sky ( Read more... )

Angels from the realms of dachshund,
Wing your flight over all the earth.

Angels From The Realms Of Glory
from the Christmas Song Generator.

I got a new bed today. It's called a cloud bed. The mummies were worried because I don't always take to new beds immediately. Not this one, baby! It's all fleecy and warm. Mama C put it in a sunbeam and I climbed right on. No coaxing necessary. I knew it was my bed and I snuggled right in. Now I just have to imbue it with the appropriate shmuppet ( Read more... )

[woofed to the tune of happy birthday]
Happy birthday, Mama C.
You are thirty-three.
Would you give me some kibble?
Much love from Mag-gie.

Drop my crazy work-a-holic mommy a line on this post and tell her that once her deadline is met, she needs to celebrate.

Oh, and give me scritches. It's been a while.

It's my birthday (observed). Being a pound puppy, my mummies don't know when my real birthday is. But today is when we celebrate it ( Read more... )

Mama C and I were playing the hunting game. I have this fishing pole toy (supposedly a cat toy, but I think it's great for a shmup like me). Mummy rigged the pole so my furry mole stuffed animal is attached to it. Mama C dangles the mole and moves it around and I chase it, pounce, eventually catch it, and then chew on it for a bit until it escapes ( Read more... )

Last night, I experienced it. The thing that the non-shmuppet-folk called "iced cream."

Yes, I had Frosty Paws! It is ice cream for shmuppets. I had Original Flavor. I guess it tasted like Originals. Do they taste like badgers or mice?

Anyway, it was good but confusing. I didn't quite understand what I was supposed to do with the icy clump in my ( Read more... )

I had a scary moment on Saturday. I was cuddling my mummy on the futon when all of a sudden, I yelped in pain several times. My knee hurt... a lot. Then I was limping. Even when I danced for my kibble, I was limping and spinning in circles. (But I still danced. The power of kibble ( Read more... )

OK, so my Auntie Iselda (who is about to become a doggie mom!!) put this quiz on her LJ. Check out my results.


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I have not always been the friendliest of dachsies... at least not when it comes to other dogs. I often don't want to be friendly to other dogs or sniff their butts or anything... I usually bark or run away ( Read more... )