It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... Pong-Man!

[clean_exorcism]

While trolling the Pit I somehow managed to come across the section for Pong. There are now over 100 stories, in fact, and I present to you just a little taste of some of the summaries.

As per, sporking in bold.

Comments

[ssrobajo]

Never before have I ventured into the Pong section, but now I just may have to. I mean, most of these must be crack, right? Crack is always good, provided it's...good. And I'm way interested in the Engrishy ones. They probably won't be as lulzy as I think, probably even completely tedious, but still. I have to go look.

As for the ones that take themselves seriously, I won't be going there. I can't. It's PONG, for crying out loud.

Excuse my American Accent. I need to keep working at it.

[hermione_vader]

Great sporking, but...Let me get this straight: People write fanfiction about Pong? The incredibly simplistic video game? O.O

...Is there slash?

[hermione_vader]

I...might read that if it existed, just for the lulz.

[masteroftrouble]

Of course not. None of the paddles on the screen tilt at an angle. That ball, however...

[clean_exorcism]

I would so read that.

[captain_emily]

I was thinking about doing this myself. A new paddle shows up, and she's pink and sparkles. And even though she always beats the male paddles, they still love/lust after her.

[music_chick_2]

Your haiku is the best.

It blows my mind that people think there's something interesting enough about Pong to write a story about it.

[clean_exorcism]

Seriously, aren't there like... a billion other fandoms with more interesting things going on to write stories about?

And thank you! It took a good thirty seconds of deep thought to try to fit the majesty of Pong into such few words. XD

[jibacoil]

I just want to say how beautiful your icon is.

[clean_exorcism]

Right back at you. <3