Uguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[doinkies]

Just when I thought I had seen every badfic the Hunchback of Notre Dame fandom has to offer, I come across this garbage, a tribute to Michael Jackson that casts him as Quasimodo, the author as Esmeralda and Joe Jackson as Frollo

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[ze_zana]

At least she admits that MJ was deformed. :cough:

[duo_aurion]

Both your icon and your comment have left me in stitches. :D

[tabbi_katt]

I was never even a fan of Jackson, but this is a horrible way to remember him.

[darksilverhawk]

...I think my brain just stopped.

OT: Your icon is win.

[ironic_sun]

COMPUTER ERROR.

REBOOT?

[randombattlecry]

It embarrasses me to say this, Esmeralda," he began, "but...you're too beautiful to be doing this to yourself.

Quasimodo: *shuffles feet* This is embarrassing, but, uh... you're hot.
Esmerelda: You're right, that was humiliating.
Quasimodo: Yeah...
Esmerelda: ...for you.

*rimshot*