In Bikini Bottom, fics fail at you

[bandazgeek]

Comments

[klutzy_girl]

Wow at the last one.

Setting aside the fail of that, why would Sandy rape SpongeBob? And why exactly does SpongeBob have to face up for getting her pregnant when she raped him?

At first I thought that said SpongeBob had raped Sandy, which, if you're going to do a rape fic, I really can't see. He's too innocent to do something like that.

[kari_izumi]

I've actually seen a lot of these "Sandy rapes Spongebob" fics in badfic boards all over. :/ WTF, I say.

[bandazgeek]

DEAR GOD THERE'S MORE OF THEM?!!

*dies*

[plaid_slytherin]

You know the thing I don't get about shows like this? What determines which animals are "animals" and which animals are "people?" It doesn't make sense for Patrick to have a *pet* rabbit when Sandy's a squirrel and a "person."

(Though really the thing that makes the least sense is how Goofy and Pluto can both be dogs...)

[heroesfan86]

EVOLUTION.

[bellajoker]

Sandy rapes Spongebob, Which when she finds out she's a pregnant now with his child. Spongebob over hears this, now he must face up, and do something about it.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!I can't even....why...how...when....who...*brain explodes*

[bandazgeek]

I hope that thing in your icon is a snake. That, or I hope the politician is President Bush.

[elandae]

I can't help but think... aren't sponges supposed to prevent pregnancy? LOL There is nothing about that scenario that is not busting with WTF-ness.

[roannachan]

I second this comment... it was the first thing I thought of, actually...

[elandae]

I suppose if a squirrel is raping a sponge, logic isn't something we can hope for. ;)

[sweety8587]

Sandy rapes Spongebob, Which when she finds out she's a pregnant now with his child. Spongebob over hears this, now he must face up, and do something about it.
Link me! Link me!

[bandazgeek]

Here you go. Not safe for work or for sanity.