Comments | badfic_quotes: Holy Fajitas, X-men!

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Holy Fajitas, X-men!

May 11, 2009 00:15

Fandom: X-men

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5054151/1/Alice_In_The_Xmen
Summary: she is his kid he didnt it. Wait, what? Alice meets logan her dad and she hates him. That's mean. okay so the summary sucks but the story is good This is a lie.

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lilac_pilgrim May 11 2009, 08:51:00 UTC

"I was too busy trying to regain my composer."
I've lost my composer! Help! Who else will play my intro music upon entering a scene?!

XD

I got the image of someone chasing Danny Elfman around a set. Don't know why.

silver_x_cross May 11 2009, 09:44:22 UTC

"Danny! Come back! John Williams and Hans Zimmer already have restraining orders against me!"

schegel_mach May 11 2009, 22:47:36 UTC

I actually have no idea who the 'blue guy' is suppose to be. It can either be Beast or... some other character that I didn't notice in the movie. To my knowledge, Beast wasn't in the fi - OH MAYBE IT WAS ICEMAN.

In Iceform.

Because he's a douche like that.

hugglewolf May 11 2009, 09:27:28 UTC

Oh, dear. This really is a peach, isn't it?

schegel_mach May 11 2009, 22:43:12 UTC

It is indeed, my good sir or madam.

chappysnow May 11 2009, 10:43:15 UTC

why am I suddenly tempted to go search for x-men badfic?

sweety8587 May 11 2009, 12:15:41 UTC

TRUST ME you dont want to do that! I've been there and since that day I havent returned to it.

schegel_mach May 11 2009, 22:43:29 UTC

Because you know you wouldn't have to look very hard.

bellajoker May 11 2009, 16:02:45 UTC

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5054151/1/Alice_In_The_Xmen
Summary: she is his kid he didnt it.DURR HURR I DOES NOT UNDERSTAND Alice meets logan her dad and she hates him.WHY WOULD SEH HATE HER DAD?WHY WOULD SHE HATE LOGAN? okay so the summary sucks but the story is good LIAR

I have been raped and beaten to a bloody pulp. DIE,DIE FUCKING MARY-SUE D: Why does all the mary-sues have been raped and didn't died?WHY?

Grate just freaking grate.
GREAT.JUST FEAKING GREAT THAT YOU SAY GRATE.WHAT ELSE COULD BE GRATE?OH YEAH,THE PUNCTUATION THAT'S RIGHT LOL

“Stop, we did a blood test. He’s your father.” The blue guy said.
WAIT.LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
SO,you were ten,and were raped,BY YOUR FATHER,WHICH IS LOGAN?AND THEN MAGICALLY YOU ARE IN A DOCTOR (DR.BLUE GUY LOL) AND HE DID A BLOOD TEST (GOD KNOWS HOW) AND YOU DISCOVER THAT HE'S YOUR FATHER?
WHUT.

I think my brain just stopped working...

schegel_mach May 11 2009, 22:44:24 UTC

Wait, did it say she was raped by her father?

That would bring a whole new kink to this fic.

bellajoker May 12 2009, 19:17:08 UTC

LOL that's what I understood reading the story.I don't know,the failgirl did such a badfic that I couldn't even understand what was her purposes making it XD

the_scarlet_ros May 29 2009, 02:41:36 UTC

Thank GOD someone else besides me noticed that...

mythc_writer May 11 2009, 17:39:37 UTC

This isn't even my fandom and I can feel the pain. Yet again, badfics are universal.

She was raped by Logan who was her father... Does not compute!

schegel_mach May 11 2009, 22:46:19 UTC

He's her father WHO JUST HAPPENED TO SHOW UP IN HER PLACE OF WORK YEAH RIGHT.