Comments | badfic_quotes: Why do fanbrats give Claude badfic? I just want to know.

hermione_vader in badfic_quotes

Why do fanbrats give Claude badfic? I just want to know.

Apr 13, 2009 16:56

Okay, this isn't as completely horrible as the last one, but it had the potential to be funny, but instead became OOC and quite obnoxious rather quickly. Let's take a look:

( Multiple references to your favorite TV show do not a good story make. )

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Comments 15

thegraduate09 April 15 2009, 17:50:06 UTC

Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki would stage a musical.

That would almost make up for this badfic.

hermione_vader April 15 2009, 18:05:37 UTC

I completely agree, except that Jared can't really sing. Maybe it could be like that Veggietales Silly Song, "The Dance Of The Cucumber," so that Jensen sings in Spanish while Jared speaks the translation.

thegraduate09 April 15 2009, 18:18:16 UTC

I am never going to be able to hear that song the same way again. And I hear that song a lot, my nieces love Veggie Tales.

hermione_vader April 15 2009, 19:40:51 UTC

Oh, I love VeggieTales, and I'm 19. Maybe that could be a CD: "Silly Songs With Jensen." :D

skitty_kat April 17 2009, 20:00:19 UTC

The word 'wacky' should never, ever be used. With the possible exception of kids' Saturday morning telly.

Also? There's probably not room in JB's pants for a banana. From what I've heard.

hermione_vader April 18 2009, 03:49:20 UTC

Oh, but I like the word "wacky." It makes everything more fun.

Well then, you've never known anyone who has made innuendo with a banana, or you'd get the joke.

skitty_kat April 18 2009, 08:47:26 UTC

Wacky conjures up too many associations with Timmy Mallet for me. Whack-a-day!

I get the joke. Trust me, I've made enough banana-innuendos in my time. I was merely making a humorous allusion to the size of Mr Barrowman's manhood. An allusion I'm sure he'd be proud to prove true.