Comments | badfic_quotes: "We're in a badfic, Charlie!"

dannyvangeline in badfic_quotes

"We're in a badfic, Charlie!"

Jan 21, 2009 20:57

Query: Charlie the Unicorn
Result: some of the worst crossover ideas in the history of bad crossovers.

( fresh hell this way )

sweeney todd, twilight, hellsing, x-files

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dannyvangeline January 22 2009, 08:03:51 UTC

Dude, I looked at it, and I can't respect anything with such neglected punctuation. I feel fully justified in sporking it.

psych11 January 22 2009, 12:57:10 UTC

My brain started sparking at Sweeney Todd and the unicorns (although a heaping helping of unicorn pie did help. Mmmm!). It died completely at Alucard turning into a unicorn. If I wanted a new friend, a homicidal vampire who will be pissed off about being turned into a pretty pony with a horn growing out of its forehead would not be at the top of my list. In fact, I'm guessing that Alucard would make Charlie and his creepy, creepy, CREEPY friends run away screaming in terror!

And then he would lead a hostile takeover of Planet Unicorn. *imagines said hostile takeover* O.o Oh, the terrible, terrible things Alucard would do to the poor unicorns...

systemaurora January 22 2009, 18:16:57 UTC

http://spippo.deviantart.com/art/My-Little-Alucard-Hellsing-84143220

Just remember, Charlie, the choice was all yours... *bite*

psych11 January 22 2009, 18:28:25 UTC

That picture is epic! For some reason, it makes me think of Robot Chicken's "My Little Pony" spoof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm6G28eWLAY

Can you see why, or am I just weird?

"Just remember, Charlie, the choice was all yours... *bite*"

WIN!

systemaurora January 22 2009, 19:10:03 UTC

hehehe. He'd probably "accidentally" shoot Charlie then be like "oh whoops. You wanna be a vampire?" Although I'm not entirely convinced he didn't just shoot Seras out of boredom. No one is going to convince me that ALUCARD couldn't have saved Seras from a hostage situation if he'd wanted to. >_< He's freaking Alucard.

Yeah, I totally see why it reminds you. :P My eight-year-old wanted a My Little Alucard for her birthday last November but I think it's one of a kind.

hermione_vader January 22 2009, 15:08:31 UTC

*mouth hangs open* Good Lord! Where do these ideas come from?!

"Canadite." That does sound like an alternate version of "Canadian." Great sporking. :)

ran_mouri82 January 22 2009, 15:10:24 UTC

Charlie the Unicorn is so friggin' weird, how could anybody seriously consider making it into a crossover? What's next? Crossing over True Blood with the Smurfs?

Then again, it would be fun to see Edward defeat Charlie's friends by the sheer power of his sparkle.

cute_authorette January 22 2009, 16:16:48 UTC

Okay...my mind somehow went into the gutter at the "Edward's Waffle" one. Don't ask me how or why.
On another note, any of these characters, from any of these fandoms, if they are in-character, would KILL THEMSELVES after two minutes with charlie and those creepy unicorn twins.