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Jan 16, 2009 13:10

What can I say? I was bored.

BONES

He Didn't
The way the sunlight gleamed on her auburn hair made him want to lose his fingers in the shiny strands. But he didn’t."

Thank god! It'd be a bitch to try to shoot a gun after he lost his fingers. Also, what the hell is inside her hair? A bear trap?

( Click for summary and title sporkage for Bones, House, X-Files and Twilight. Yes, I even braved the Just In section for Twilight. )

twilight, house, x-files, bones

Comments 13

cute_authorette January 16 2009, 21:23:55 UTC

OH. MY. GOD.
That author of the first summary in the twilight part did NOT just drag Cassandra Clare and her characters into Forks.
What's next? Will faeries from Holly Black's books suddenly start getting it on with ooc vampires?
No. Do not put some of my favorite authors in with the likes of Stephanie Meyer. That woman lost all my respect after she wrote Breaking Dawn.

andymcnope January 16 2009, 21:26:27 UTC

That's how I felt when I saw the House/Twilight crossover fics last week. DO NOT WANT. Just... no.

chickenperson52 January 16 2009, 23:07:40 UTC

Good books are destined to be defiled by Twilight. Like Dracula. I can only be grateful that my fandoms are safe for now.

rose_cat January 17 2009, 10:12:50 UTC

The WHAT?

Thread 7

xenaclone January 16 2009, 21:27:56 UTC

>10 Minutes
She knew he would come. He always did.

Title + summary = mind in the gutter.<

Mulder has trigger problems [GGG].

andymcnope January 16 2009, 21:30:11 UTC

My thoughts exactly.

Then I remembered one of my favorite XF fics actually has a premise solely based on Mulder's premature ejaculation woes... a two-parter too.

No wonder that fandom ruined me for life.

rose_cat January 17 2009, 10:14:13 UTC

Room for one more in your gutter? XD

cutiesaiyajin January 17 2009, 06:27:07 UTC

Set In New Moon, Edward Just Left, Bella Wants To Go Back To Pheonix. Someone Else Takes Her Heart, But Will It Always Be For The Better? I'm So Bad At Summarys LOL. Please Read

Isn't It Annoying When Every Word In A Sentence Is Capitalized?

yellowbread January 17 2009, 09:37:13 UTC

Oh God, Cassandra Clare? And here I thought things couldn't get much worse. Thank God they didn't mention The Draco Trilogy.

slasherfersure February 1 2009, 19:34:06 UTC

#20 in the Leverage!verse -- House/Wilson, dom/sub -- Wilson gets some much-needed advice from Chase.

ONE EPISODE.

ONE EPISODE THAT CHASE SAYS HE WAS INVOLVED WITH A DOMINATRIX DOES NOT MEAN THAT HE'S AN EXPERT ON DOM/SUB SHIT. D:<