Comments | badfic_quotes: My very first sporking

morphinelovexx in badfic_quotes

My very first sporking

Jan 06, 2009 20:58

I decided to brave the Pit and do a LOST summary search. The word of the day is 'Peanut Butter'. The summaries are in italics.

( And then there were peanuts )

lost, word search

Comments 7

love_jackianto January 7 2009, 15:52:20 UTC

Ot: is that an Ed Lane (Flashpoint) icon?

Peanut butter? Didn't Claire only eat it when she was pregnant. I guess the rule is true: if a character eats something ONCE in canon, that's all they'll EVER eat in fanfic.

morphinelovexx January 7 2009, 22:18:52 UTC

Lol nope, it's Live Free or Die Hard. I'm that color of lame.

Well everyone knows that characters never change, of course! That would be boring.

love_jackianto January 8 2009, 15:43:39 UTC

'Lol nope, it's Live Free or Die Hard.'
Ah, I see. You can see how I made the mistake *points to Ed icon*

'Well everyone knows that characters never change, of course! That would be boring.'
Of course.

morphinelovexx January 8 2009, 22:06:24 UTC

O.o Yes, yes I can. Lol strange coincidence

psych11 January 7 2009, 21:04:00 UTC

Why must badfic writers bring down tasty, tasty peanut butter? WHY?!!

morphinelovexx January 7 2009, 22:19:33 UTC

Because our sustenance is their weapon of choice?

ran_mouri82 January 8 2009, 22:57:37 UTC

'Canon rape, fandom rape, punctuation rape, characterization rape. I don't know if I should call the cops or CSI, seeing as how there isn't anything left of the victim'

Dunno. Goren, Bauer, and Bones combined wouldn't be able to figure this one out.