I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee: COVERED IN BEES.

[the_tonberry]

Word search of the day: Coffee.  Personally, I prefer mochas or just straight espresso.  Whether I’m rotting my teeth with chocolate and whipped cream or snapping my neck with a few tablespoons of pure caffeine, coffee is nearly as abusive to me as some of the summaries on The Pit.

My sporks have a rich, bold flavor.

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Comments

[lonetread]

Reposted for HTML. *headdesk*

Spilling coffee caused a scar? A bullet scar?

I assume they mean he spilled coffee on himself and so took his shirt off, but I lol'd nevertheless.

[lonetread]

Also, I forgot to mention all the love I have for your subject line. Eddie Izzard makes everything better. :D

[mprice]

I couldn't decide which of my coffee icons to use. So I used my fandom related one.

[lijororli]

"But why's the plot gone?" needs to be an icon now. Because I said so. XD

What are some people thinking when they write summaries? Don't they know that the purpose of summaries is to summarize, not relate a random line from the story? -_-

And you get bonus points for Eddie Izzard reference. <3

[the_tonberry]

Eddie Izzard makes life bearable.

I'll see if I can manage that icon. My art program has been known to flip out on me for no reason at all.

[queerlyobscure]

You know that first Voyager one? I've seen that episode...

[the_tonberry]

I knew it seemed familiar somehow...I didn't watch much Voyager, but it still hurts to see badfics in the Star Trek fandom.

[ioanite]

The one that said Nessa was "Hooked on Coffee" reminded me of "Hooked on Phonics".

...There's a joke in here somewhere, I just can't place it.

[the_tonberry]

Hooked on Phonics did this writer well, I assure you.

Whatever that joke is, I'm sure it's more intelligent than my remark about coffee-flavored fish hooks.