I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee: COVERED IN BEES.
Word search of the day: Coffee. Personally, I prefer mochas or just straight espresso. Whether I’m rotting my teeth with chocolate and whipped cream or snapping my neck with a few tablespoons of pure caffeine, coffee is nearly as abusive to me as some of the summaries on The Pit.
My sporks have a rich, bold flavor.
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Iroh Discovers Coffee
What happens when Iroh discovers coffee!
He decides that it’s too bitter and goes back to tea.
Dragon Ball Z
Caffeine High
Trunks drinks coffee for the first time.
Why oh why does everybody get a sudden caffeine buzz the first time they try coffee? When tried coffee, I read a book and then took a nap.
Sonic The Hedgehog
Coffee
Sonic has coffee, too much coffee. What do you think will happen when Sonic has coffee, too much coffee
I headdesk, too much headdesk.
Stargate: SG-1
The Chaos Chronicles
SLASH: Repeat after me. I will not squirt coffee out of my nose over an uncovered keyboard. (But don't worry too much if you do. Gateway will replace it, no questions asked.) Geckos are tiny lizards. Gekko is a production company. They kinda,
...What...The...Hell...?
The Clone and his girl
I just woke up, haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, and I find out you stole my ass and made a... mini...me.
You haven’t had “a pee” is seven days? I’d be concerned about that, man...
Too Much Coffee
Daniels been drinking too much coffee
Consider for a moment, if you will, that “Daniels” is often considered to be a nerd. We nerds have a shockingly high tolerance for caffeine. There’s no such thing as too much coffee.
Why is the Coffee Gone?
Sam and Daniel have a Pirates of the Caribbean experience. What will happen to the coffee? This is my first fic, so please don't flame. Slight OOC for both characters. Rating just to be safe. Please rr
BUT WHY’S THE PLOT GONE?
A Cup of Coffee at 2 AM
Daniel meets a member of SGC for coffee and she lets him have it! Rated for mild language...my high school students have used worse. No spoilers.
I’m glad Daniel’s coffee-friend let him have it...Whatever “it” we may be talking about. (The writer claims to be a high school Language Arts teacher. I read this, and I can’t say I’m impressed. My third grade Language Arts teacher could write a better story.)
Stargate: Atlantis
Rodney McKay Needs His Coffee
Atlantis runs out. Of Coffee.
Golly, it seems like they’ve run out of complete sentences as well. We can only hope that the residents of Atlantis can actually stay awake long enough to order more.
Star Trek: Voyager
The Day the Replicators Went Offline
there is no coffee. be afraid, be very afraid.
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. (Okay, so this was a Voyager fic. Whatever, I still prefer TNG.)
FYI For Your caffeine Intake
What if they banned our captain from coffee?
Janeway loves her coffee. Why do you bastards keep trying to take it away from her? Moreover, what REASON do you have to stop someone from drinking coffee?
HOW IT ALL STARTED
How was it that Kathryn Janeway is so hooked on coffee?
Ironically, this story was about Janeway getting her daughter hooked on coffee.
Standoff
Coffee Break is over
Sequel to Coffee break
Er...Yeah. The end of the coffee break is typically the sequel to the coffee break itself.
Wicked
Nessa and Coffee
Nessa gets hooked. Hooked on coffee. Madness ensues.
...Why am I picturing coffee-flavored fishhooks?
Tenchi Muyo
Coffee Wars
What is Ryoko to do when there's no coffee?
What Ryoko always does: annoy the shit out of people.
West Wing
Coffee Stains and Bullet Scars
Josh spills some coffee and Donna sees the scar.
Spilling coffee caused a scar? A bullet scar?
Harry Potter
Extremely Bizarre Events
DISCONTINUED. Written whilst on coffee at 3 in the morning, mostly
What part of this summary is actually a summary? I didn’t read it, but I must say that I’m glad to see that it was discontinued.
These summaries may very well be enough to put me off coffee for the rest of my days.
...I’m heading to Starbucks, anybody want anything?
EDIT: Modly ones? It appears that I am in need of tags for Avatar: The Last Airbender, Star Trek: Voyager, Standoff, and West Wing
My sporks have a rich, bold flavor.
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Iroh Discovers Coffee
What happens when Iroh discovers coffee!
He decides that it’s too bitter and goes back to tea.
Dragon Ball Z
Caffeine High
Trunks drinks coffee for the first time.
Why oh why does everybody get a sudden caffeine buzz the first time they try coffee? When tried coffee, I read a book and then took a nap.
Sonic The Hedgehog
Coffee
Sonic has coffee, too much coffee. What do you think will happen when Sonic has coffee, too much coffee
I headdesk, too much headdesk.
Stargate: SG-1
The Chaos Chronicles
SLASH: Repeat after me. I will not squirt coffee out of my nose over an uncovered keyboard. (But don't worry too much if you do. Gateway will replace it, no questions asked.) Geckos are tiny lizards. Gekko is a production company. They kinda,
...What...The...Hell...?
The Clone and his girl
I just woke up, haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, and I find out you stole my ass and made a... mini...me.
You haven’t had “a pee” is seven days? I’d be concerned about that, man...
Too Much Coffee
Daniels been drinking too much coffee
Consider for a moment, if you will, that “Daniels” is often considered to be a nerd. We nerds have a shockingly high tolerance for caffeine. There’s no such thing as too much coffee.
Why is the Coffee Gone?
Sam and Daniel have a Pirates of the Caribbean experience. What will happen to the coffee? This is my first fic, so please don't flame. Slight OOC for both characters. Rating just to be safe. Please rr
BUT WHY’S THE PLOT GONE?
A Cup of Coffee at 2 AM
Daniel meets a member of SGC for coffee and she lets him have it! Rated for mild language...my high school students have used worse. No spoilers.
I’m glad Daniel’s coffee-friend let him have it...Whatever “it” we may be talking about. (The writer claims to be a high school Language Arts teacher. I read this, and I can’t say I’m impressed. My third grade Language Arts teacher could write a better story.)
Stargate: Atlantis
Rodney McKay Needs His Coffee
Atlantis runs out. Of Coffee.
Golly, it seems like they’ve run out of complete sentences as well. We can only hope that the residents of Atlantis can actually stay awake long enough to order more.
Star Trek: Voyager
The Day the Replicators Went Offline
there is no coffee. be afraid, be very afraid.
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. (Okay, so this was a Voyager fic. Whatever, I still prefer TNG.)
FYI For Your caffeine Intake
What if they banned our captain from coffee?
Janeway loves her coffee. Why do you bastards keep trying to take it away from her? Moreover, what REASON do you have to stop someone from drinking coffee?
HOW IT ALL STARTED
How was it that Kathryn Janeway is so hooked on coffee?
Ironically, this story was about Janeway getting her daughter hooked on coffee.
Standoff
Coffee Break is over
Sequel to Coffee break
Er...Yeah. The end of the coffee break is typically the sequel to the coffee break itself.
Wicked
Nessa and Coffee
Nessa gets hooked. Hooked on coffee. Madness ensues.
...Why am I picturing coffee-flavored fishhooks?
Tenchi Muyo
Coffee Wars
What is Ryoko to do when there's no coffee?
What Ryoko always does: annoy the shit out of people.
West Wing
Coffee Stains and Bullet Scars
Josh spills some coffee and Donna sees the scar.
Spilling coffee caused a scar? A bullet scar?
Harry Potter
Extremely Bizarre Events
DISCONTINUED. Written whilst on coffee at 3 in the morning, mostly
What part of this summary is actually a summary? I didn’t read it, but I must say that I’m glad to see that it was discontinued.
These summaries may very well be enough to put me off coffee for the rest of my days.
...I’m heading to Starbucks, anybody want anything?
EDIT: Modly ones? It appears that I am in need of tags for Avatar: The Last Airbender, Star Trek: Voyager, Standoff, and West Wing