Altair reminds me of Batman. That's why I did this.

[zeromako]

Assassin's Creed is a relatively known Xbox 360 brought to you by Ubisoft. The story is kind of awesome (except for the 'ending', which doesn't actually exist). Even so, the fandom is small; most of the fics are terrible.

Fandom: Assassin's Creed

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[jelliclekitten]

NO. NO, I refuse to see this. I'm going to pretend this story was written in Russian. Or Latin. Or Sumatran. OR SOMETHING. How did Altair end up with a French chick (I can only assume, as I don't intend to read the whole thing to see if she's actually French or if Mary-Sue Mom and Pop just decided on a random jumble of sounds when she was born), for one? How did Adele get to Israel in the first place? Is it ethically responsible on the part of men such as Malik to allow assassins to wed, considering how terribly dangerous their jobs are?

God help me, I'm trying to rationalize a badfic written about a video game.

[zeromako]

I can answer your questions but I don't think you would like them~

Adele is some form of 'please don't let him die'. At least, that's what the author claims.

If she IS French, I would find that incredibly funny. "I killed your uncle, did you know that? :D"

>> I killed a lot of people in that game...

[mahkia]

My husband's been playing this game on PC, so you can imagine my surprise that someone sporked a fic of it. XD I can't imagine the fandom for this game being any degree of good, despite how awesome the game is.

[zeromako]

Oh, of course the fandom is full of 'AltairXOC' and crap like that.

Because an assassin who has enemies is perfect husband material.

A lot of the fics make Altair come off as a huge dork, too. King of snappy one-liners, he is not.

[lazilar]

Awesome game, horrible fic. Unfortunately, this is how most game fics are and I have sworn off most game fandoms because of it. Well, except for KOTOR, but everyone needs their guilty pleasures.

Warning: Surprisingly enough, none. I managed to keep it clean. D:
Wouldn't it have been easier to not have a warning at all, as oppose to saying that there isn't one?

[zeromako]

I was too lazy to delete the warning.

I have a system.

[lilac_pilgrim]

“What are you doing?” he calmly asked while running beside me.

“Adele” I simply stated.

...The concept described above needs no words.

[zeromako]

Run while being completely calm.

KAY.

[hylian_lor]

(What do you mean this spork has been up for more than nine months? Bah!)

I just need to say, that for nearly no reason at all, '"You have failed our test, Altair," Malik hissed, readying his weapon. "Now, my friend, you must die for the honor of the assassins."' made me laugh SO HARD, the laughing at some point just turned into some gross squishy sound from the back of my throat.