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[rawr_its_roonie]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3973512/1/A_new_beginning

I must admit, part of what makes this fic funny is the original character (!) shares her first and last name with a girl I *ahem* ...know.  However, the author's lack of spacing between sentences and just overall badness makes it truly hilarious.

some choice quotes:
"I sigh.I have no one to talk to

Comments

[magnavox_23]

"I sigh.I have no one to talk to.Except for our pilot.I forgot to mention that I was in a plane."

"Godamnit, I'm on a plane!" And how can it be 'our pilot' if she's the only other person there?

[sirriamnis]

Of course, she's using the Royal "we."

[jelliclekitten]

...this makes my brain hurt.

[pr0fess0rcha0s]

That is just scary. O_O

Oh, and can I steal your icon? Pretty please?

[rawr_its_roonie]

yeah, i once stole it too :p

[pr0fess0rcha0s]

Cool. :)

[vicious_lullaby]

...earmeld.

Her eyes are the colour of melty and fused-together skin and cartilage?

[shikishinobi]

There are only three things I can't stand in suefics, and these are it.

1) Sappy and/or emo flashbacks.
2) Sappy and/or wangsty dreams.
3) Authors notes in the middle of the story.

Since one has been broken, this gets an automatic [HATE] stamped across it.
Earmeld eyes? Her eyes can meld ears? Nice. I think my icon explains the rest.