Cars wangst

[agingerninja]

From a bad Cars fanfic: (Blame the poster on FFrants a while ago begging others not to curse the Cars fandom into existence)

“NO!” yelled Boost. “NO NO NO!!! I’m NOT GOING TO AN ORPHANAGE NO!!!” He couldn’t believe this was happening to him. Boost took off down the road in blind fury and found an alleyway. He hid behind a dumpster and sobbed and

Comments

[agingerninja]

Sadly, yes. It's got bad slash, an abundance of Mary Sues, and a thriving section on the Pit.

[agingerninja]

Some of it with the cars turned into people, some not.

There's also an abundance of fics about cars giving birth. My brain won't even entertain the idea of how that one might work out.

[the_fmk]

Couldn't you just...repair her?

[agingerninja]

You'd think so, but - no. Also, I very much doubt cars can stab themselves to death. The author could at least have her write herself off by driving at full speed off a cliff or something ...

... and the fact I am even contemplating car suicide at midnight is testimony to the powers of bamboozlement that come with every fannit. *shakes head*

[sunflowrgoddess]

Your icon makes me love you long time. XD

[agingerninja]

Er - thank you? Made by barbie_plath at Journalfen. I love you too!

[sarcasticsra]

Icon love!

Also... the fact that there is fanfiction about Cars scares me. A lot.

[anzu_less]

your icon, made me think of my icon :D

[agingerninja]

Yeah! Snapes on an Astral Plane, man!

[elegiac_eden]

....by gods!
*holds up item*
I beleive I have a Kenny G cd right here!
o____O
isn't that a weird coincidence?
All I have to do now is play it at full volume... xD

[agingerninja]

It was the track Songbird, if you're interested. Sleeeeeeeeeeepy music ...

[elegiac_eden]

Kenny G's saxophone in general makes the majority of the population nod off. I can't even finish his Breathless cd without falling asleep the first track.

Oh yes...I am most definitely downloading that song...

I'll even, perhaps, blast it on the freeway to challenge it's effects on trucks =]