Cars wangst

[agingerninja]

From a bad Cars fanfic: (Blame the poster on FFrants a while ago begging others not to curse the Cars fandom into existence)

“NO!” yelled Boost. “NO NO NO!!! I’m NOT GOING TO AN ORPHANAGE NO!!!” He couldn’t believe this was happening to him. Boost took off down the road in blind fury and found an alleyway. He hid behind a dumpster and sobbed and

Comments

[greyrook_22]

Cars have parents?! O_o
Somehow I fail to grasp that idea...

[rattyrayvn]

Hey, angsty cars can be awesome. Hasn't anyone seen The Brave Little Toaster? (If not, if you ever hear the song called 'Worthless' from that movie...it's a whole track of good, wholesome car angst. I adore it. But it's twice as heartbreaking if you see the actual scene...*tear* childhood memories!)

But yes.
Cars do not get pregnant. Or have sex.