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BEST. SUMMARY. EVER. *dies laughing*
Dean gets frustrated because Seamus is always so happy. Little does he realise, buried beneath Seamus' happy nature is a terrible angsty past. Read&Review PLEASE as we are in desperate need of plot ideas.
...you didn't notice the desperate lack of plot ideas BEFORE you started writing a story about the fact that "beneath Seamus' happy nature is a terrible angsty past"?!? O_O
EDIT:
And a priceless title/summary combination:
Wolfsbane in Baby Bottles
Severus has a surprise to his lovers.
...O_O...
Okay, so I had to keep reading out of morbid curiosity. Here's a short summary of how it goes: Snape, Malfoy Sr. and Lupin are in a three-way magical 'bond', and Snape [without explanation] gets preggers. With triplets. (*tries NOT to imagine Snape pregnant with triplets. Fails miserably.* >_< )
The kiddies are born (Cassidy, Silvia Courtney and Sirius Jonathan o_O) and the fathers are on the brink of playing mix-and-match-surnames ("We could, of course, name them after the one they resemble most," Remus said. "Although, you having carried them all, I think they all should have your name, too. Like, one Lupin-Snape, one Malfoy-Snape, and maybe one Snape?"). However, the children are spared that horror when Lucius whips out "two shiny rings in the box that was covered with night-blue velvet" and proposes to the two others, so that the kids can all have the grand old name of Lupin-Malfoy-Snape.
Intensely touched, "For a moment they just sat there, a child on each one’s arm, their other hands linked together. They could all sense the love going through their bond."
And they all live happily ever after.
Kill me now.
Dean gets frustrated because Seamus is always so happy. Little does he realise, buried beneath Seamus' happy nature is a terrible angsty past. Read&Review PLEASE as we are in desperate need of plot ideas.
...you didn't notice the desperate lack of plot ideas BEFORE you started writing a story about the fact that "beneath Seamus' happy nature is a terrible angsty past"?!? O_O
EDIT:
And a priceless title/summary combination:
Wolfsbane in Baby Bottles
Severus has a surprise to his lovers.
...O_O...
Okay, so I had to keep reading out of morbid curiosity. Here's a short summary of how it goes: Snape, Malfoy Sr. and Lupin are in a three-way magical 'bond', and Snape [without explanation] gets preggers. With triplets. (*tries NOT to imagine Snape pregnant with triplets. Fails miserably.* >_< )
The kiddies are born (Cassidy, Silvia Courtney and Sirius Jonathan o_O) and the fathers are on the brink of playing mix-and-match-surnames ("We could, of course, name them after the one they resemble most," Remus said. "Although, you having carried them all, I think they all should have your name, too. Like, one Lupin-Snape, one Malfoy-Snape, and maybe one Snape?"). However, the children are spared that horror when Lucius whips out "two shiny rings in the box that was covered with night-blue velvet" and proposes to the two others, so that the kids can all have the grand old name of Lupin-Malfoy-Snape.
Intensely touched, "For a moment they just sat there, a child on each one’s arm, their other hands linked together. They could all sense the love going through their bond."
And they all live happily ever after.
Kill me now.