Comments | badfic_quotes: Showbusiness just got a lot scarier [Talk Show Hosts]

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Showbusiness just got a lot scarier [Talk Show Hosts]

Jun 19, 2013 21:13

Someone decided to make a fic about all the talk show hosts going up against Jay Leno. Because apparently Jay Leno is not just guilty of the whole Tonight Show debacle - he's also a rapist/racist/all around creep! And by the way, everyone's gay! (and it's actually explained why in the fic, believe it or not). It's about as offensive as it sounds ( Read more... )

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Comments 7

pathology_doc June 19 2013, 14:26:55 UTC

Colbert was feeling aggressive and, like a balrog would, moved Conan and slammed him against the sink before making out with him again.

What? Why did Tolkien not tell us this? Does this also mean there's a secret, NC-17-rated cut of Lord of the Rings that only Peter Jackson, Ian McKellen and the special-effects guys get to watch? (Or did Jackson & McKellen murder the special effects guys and bury the bodies somewhere remote when the scene was finished?)

ETA: “I AM THE FAKE COLBERT RIGHT NOW! I AM TRYING TO SAVE GINGER SOUL THROUGH SHEER COPULATION AND PRAYER!”

I think this alone makes the entire post worthy of crossposting to weepingcock. And "I am trying to save ginger soul through sheer copulation and prayer!" needs to be worked into a Harry Potter fic. Somehow.

subieko June 19 2013, 15:28:44 UTC

Wow...this is truly one of the more bizarre things I've read. I...I can't even tell if it's a troll or if someone was actually serious while writing this.

Is there any explanation in the fic for why everyone is a Lord of the Rings cosplayer?

fognaciousquash June 19 2013, 22:44:46 UTC

IIRC Colbert's a known Tolkien superfan. The rest, not so much.

cuddyclothes June 19 2013, 21:47:08 UTC

I'll never be able to watch the Colbert Report again. Thank God Jon Stewart is on vacation.

imweirdlikethat June 20 2013, 02:12:26 UTC

Ahhhh what’d I do!” Screamed Matt Lauer while being bludgeoned but Colbert kept bludgeoning. He pretty much bludgeoned his way to bludgeonhood history with the way he bludgeoned the shit out of Matt Lauer with his glasses.

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time...

cheryl_bites June 20 2013, 08:56:36 UTC

who the fuck is “Canon”?!

What, no "canon rape" joke?

(I feel dirty for having typed that.)