Summaries From the Pit

[subieko]

Some summaries collected from the FFX and Eragon sections of ffn...comments in italics.

Comments

[guardians_song]

"This is the first time I've seen someone warn for heliocentrism. I guess they don't want to offend all the old-school geocentrists?"
Heliocentrism is an AU universe that specific author developed. She's just telling anyone reading the summary that it's part of that series. XD

[cuddyclothes]

It's still funny.

[subieko]

Ohhh, that makes much more sense. Hm, I'll still leave it in the post so people can laugh at my stupidity, I guess. XD

[pathology_doc]

Even with the explanation, your comment still comes across as appropriate. We're laughing with you, not at you - trust me. :)

[cuddyclothes]

This is hilarious...your comments are the gooey, tasty cream cheese icing on the hideous, rotten cake that is fanfic.

God, that sounds like a summary.

[pathology_doc]

Bored to tears, a teenage boy from Earth decided to play FFX after a long time. After turning his PS2 on, he expected to start playing, but instead, he is offered an opportunity for greatness.

Someone saw The Last Starfighter too many times.

With some help from Mr Plot Device

A more honest admission, you will not find. Give this writer a prize.

New Year's Eve. Auron's good eye is twitching & he's about 2 seconds from telling those damn kids to get off his lawn. But lo! An unexpected visitor appears.

Even knowing what the canon is, I misread this as Sauron. See where that mental image takes you, Hobbitses.

[mprice]

My eyes! My eyes!

[twisted_ream]

'This is pretty much the essence of badfic.'
I can't even believe they went there and wrote that summary. Like what the hell.