Summaries From the Pit
Some summaries collected from the FFX and Eragon sections of ffn...comments in italics.
FFX
Rikku wishes that Auron was back. What will happen when she goes on a mission and is teliported to the past? How will she return and will she return with Auron? *COMPLETE* **SPELLING IS ETITED**
'Spelling is etited'. That...that does not give me much confidence.
More mayhem ensues... ! ..dude, whatever, man..
Even the author can't muster any enthusiasm about thist story.
Bored to tears, a teenage boy from Earth decided to play FFX after a long time. After turning his PS2 on, he expected to start playing, but instead, he is offered an opportunity for greatness.
Man, all my video games offer me is the opportunity to be a couch potato.
It all started with a wish on a lonely night. But I didn't realize just what I was getting myself into...TidusxYuna, and a bit of one-sided OCxTidus. I HAVE SCHOOL BUT I'M STILL TRYING. R&R and join me on the quest to Zanarkand! MAJORGAMESPOILERCONTENTFYI
'I have school but I'm still trying' may be my new favorite excuse.
This is Final Fantasy retold from the perspective of a new charcter, Shi'ari, the mysterious boy from the island of Besaid. All character still remain in story and story is the same with some minor twists.
So it's exactly like the game except your self-insert gets a line sometimes. Wow. I'm excited.
WARNING! I EVENTUALLY GET OVERPOWERED AS ALL HELL. Watch as our young soldier comes from this world to take over the Final Fantasy X world. With some help from Mr Plot Device and Raikiri Prower
I wish all Mary Sues came with this warning.
New Year's Eve. Auron's good eye is twitching & he's about 2 seconds from telling those damn kids to get off his lawn. But lo! An unexpected visitor appears. And she brought wine! Aurikku. One-shot. Read me! Rated T for Auron's taste in literature.
This is the first time I've ever seen something rated for taste in literature, of all things.
Rose, a girl with a hard life, is suddenly taken to another world to fufill her dreams and destiny. Some of it is based on real-life experinces. YXT, a little OOC but... yeah...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the part where she goes into a videogame isn't based on real-life experiences. Just a guess.
To my ex-boyfriend.. it has all the signs right here...
This should probably have gone on your livejournal, not the FFX section.
This deals with nothing about final fantasy X so don't read it. i actually got the idea from watching Garo and a bit of Kiva and some other stuff. I also made a couple mistake so yea u can fix it yourself in your head with your mouth or something
This is pretty much the essence of badfic.
Eragon
One-shot about the emotions and thoughts Murtagh keeps in the back of his head.
They're taped to his hair so he won't lose them. This fanfic also has the hilarous title 'The Back of My Head'.
Lordo who is Eragons son gets possess into a shade after his wife gets raped and beated dead
I don't know if it's the lack of punctuation or what, but this summary is so monotone that all the drama gets sucked out. Plus, Lordo? Seriously?
Some things happen.
This summary is probably accurate. Unfortunately, it's also accurate for pretty much every other fanfic ever written.
Eragon/Murtagh slash. BY ME, SCREAMING MEEMEE. Eragon and Murtagh are all alone on a path, with Saphira looming above headm uncaringly...R&R My first Slash Fanfiction.
I just love the part about Saphira looming uncaringly. The idea of a dragon looming overhead watching you get it on is kind of a moodkiller, though.
a certain someone's feelings for a certain someone they can't confess...
Yeah, that definitely tells me what this story is about. I really don't understand why some authors have an aversion to admitting in the summary which characters they're writing about.
sequel to under the bridge. Eragon gets his head stuck in a cat tower, murtagh comes to the rescue. this really happened to my brother!
Too much information, author.
This story is based on the Child Ballad Cruel Sister When I heard the song the first thing that popped into my head was ARYA! So I wrote this story. It's not all that good or anything but it's ok I guess. : Hope you like it.
Not that good but okay? Oh boy, that sure makes me want to read it.
and the sky is filled with light, can you see it? She walks with the dead. heliocentrism
This is the first time I've seen someone warn for heliocentrism. I guess they don't want to offend all the old-school geocentrists?
What happens when Eragon eats Murtaghs Twixbar? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE PLEASE READ!
This is a 420 word fic about a dude eating candy. How much more summary could it possibly need?
A little poem that could describe either Eragon or Arya's feelings toward eachother...could be for any pairing but this is the one that I like...E/A
If your romance fic could apply to any pairing in the series, it is too generic. Just sayin'.
About a girl who gets taken to Alagaesia from our world. She has cancer when she goes there, it's the reason she ends up there.
Cancer sends you to fantasy land. Who knew?
FFX
Rikku wishes that Auron was back. What will happen when she goes on a mission and is teliported to the past? How will she return and will she return with Auron? *COMPLETE* **SPELLING IS ETITED**
'Spelling is etited'. That...that does not give me much confidence.
More mayhem ensues... ! ..dude, whatever, man..
Even the author can't muster any enthusiasm about thist story.
Bored to tears, a teenage boy from Earth decided to play FFX after a long time. After turning his PS2 on, he expected to start playing, but instead, he is offered an opportunity for greatness.
Man, all my video games offer me is the opportunity to be a couch potato.
It all started with a wish on a lonely night. But I didn't realize just what I was getting myself into...TidusxYuna, and a bit of one-sided OCxTidus. I HAVE SCHOOL BUT I'M STILL TRYING. R&R and join me on the quest to Zanarkand! MAJORGAMESPOILERCONTENTFYI
'I have school but I'm still trying' may be my new favorite excuse.
This is Final Fantasy retold from the perspective of a new charcter, Shi'ari, the mysterious boy from the island of Besaid. All character still remain in story and story is the same with some minor twists.
So it's exactly like the game except your self-insert gets a line sometimes. Wow. I'm excited.
WARNING! I EVENTUALLY GET OVERPOWERED AS ALL HELL. Watch as our young soldier comes from this world to take over the Final Fantasy X world. With some help from Mr Plot Device and Raikiri Prower
I wish all Mary Sues came with this warning.
New Year's Eve. Auron's good eye is twitching & he's about 2 seconds from telling those damn kids to get off his lawn. But lo! An unexpected visitor appears. And she brought wine! Aurikku. One-shot. Read me! Rated T for Auron's taste in literature.
This is the first time I've ever seen something rated for taste in literature, of all things.
Rose, a girl with a hard life, is suddenly taken to another world to fufill her dreams and destiny. Some of it is based on real-life experinces. YXT, a little OOC but... yeah...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the part where she goes into a videogame isn't based on real-life experiences. Just a guess.
To my ex-boyfriend.. it has all the signs right here...
This should probably have gone on your livejournal, not the FFX section.
This deals with nothing about final fantasy X so don't read it. i actually got the idea from watching Garo and a bit of Kiva and some other stuff. I also made a couple mistake so yea u can fix it yourself in your head with your mouth or something
This is pretty much the essence of badfic.
Eragon
One-shot about the emotions and thoughts Murtagh keeps in the back of his head.
They're taped to his hair so he won't lose them. This fanfic also has the hilarous title 'The Back of My Head'.
Lordo who is Eragons son gets possess into a shade after his wife gets raped and beated dead
I don't know if it's the lack of punctuation or what, but this summary is so monotone that all the drama gets sucked out. Plus, Lordo? Seriously?
Some things happen.
This summary is probably accurate. Unfortunately, it's also accurate for pretty much every other fanfic ever written.
Eragon/Murtagh slash. BY ME, SCREAMING MEEMEE. Eragon and Murtagh are all alone on a path, with Saphira looming above headm uncaringly...R&R My first Slash Fanfiction.
I just love the part about Saphira looming uncaringly. The idea of a dragon looming overhead watching you get it on is kind of a moodkiller, though.
a certain someone's feelings for a certain someone they can't confess...
Yeah, that definitely tells me what this story is about. I really don't understand why some authors have an aversion to admitting in the summary which characters they're writing about.
sequel to under the bridge. Eragon gets his head stuck in a cat tower, murtagh comes to the rescue. this really happened to my brother!
Too much information, author.
This story is based on the Child Ballad Cruel Sister When I heard the song the first thing that popped into my head was ARYA! So I wrote this story. It's not all that good or anything but it's ok I guess. : Hope you like it.
Not that good but okay? Oh boy, that sure makes me want to read it.
and the sky is filled with light, can you see it? She walks with the dead. heliocentrism
This is the first time I've seen someone warn for heliocentrism. I guess they don't want to offend all the old-school geocentrists?
What happens when Eragon eats Murtaghs Twixbar? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE PLEASE READ!
This is a 420 word fic about a dude eating candy. How much more summary could it possibly need?
A little poem that could describe either Eragon or Arya's feelings toward eachother...could be for any pairing but this is the one that I like...E/A
If your romance fic could apply to any pairing in the series, it is too generic. Just sayin'.
About a girl who gets taken to Alagaesia from our world. She has cancer when she goes there, it's the reason she ends up there.
Cancer sends you to fantasy land. Who knew?