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Mar 11, 2011 16:15

I have just found the most hilariously bad book of poetry on Smashwords ( Read more... )

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cheryl_bites March 11 2011, 17:22:24 UTC
/o\ /o\ /o\ Plz be a joke.

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chirugal March 11 2011, 17:27:23 UTC
Nope!

From his author profile:

My name is German from Los Angeles, California. I'm 14 years old, I'm Gay, I'm a drag queen, and I am an Author. I love to write. It's my absolute passion. My biggest inspirations include Edgar Allan Poe, Maya Angelou, and Jackie Collins.
I've been creating for as long as I can remember, performing stories for kindergarten schoolmates before I could write and completed my first book in 5th grade when I was 9 (it's not published nor will it be).

I am also the Editor In Chief/President of the new Online Literary Magazine THE INKBLOT which is currently accepting submissions for its first issue.

After The Tits Trilogy I am taking a hiatus from writing and publishing due to health and personal struggles. I'll be back to the good ol bump and grind in late March. Until then stay fabulous and keep downloading and reading (preferably my books)!
Don't forget to review my books if you read any of them! I love seeing what people have to say!

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cheryl_bites March 11 2011, 17:34:16 UTC
OH GOD.

Maya Angelou must feel so honoured.

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chirugal March 11 2011, 17:38:06 UTC
I think Poe is turning in his grave.

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dr1nk1ngm3rcury March 11 2011, 18:22:24 UTC
Writing like that is what gives all self-published and ebook authors a bad name.

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miss_jordy March 11 2011, 19:20:05 UTC
Poor, poor Inkblot.

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chirugal March 11 2011, 19:43:02 UTC
My personal favourite line from the two that I've posted is "Considered a terrible influence by mothers". See how it just complements the syllables in "Despite all others" perfectly?

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imweirdlikethat March 11 2011, 22:45:05 UTC
Her legend will go on
Even if her lyrics are never again read

Umm, doesn't that contradict the idea of her becoming a legend????

Also, "Her wallet loved that word" actually strikes me as very satirical and clever, even though it probably wasn't the intent of the author.

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chirugal March 12 2011, 00:03:18 UTC
Yeah... I'd like to think he meant something by it, but I kinda think he didn't. Especially since later on in the 'book' he calls Kathy Griffin black, even though he's included a picture of her - looking very Caucasian - above the poem.

Not too bright. XD

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dess_paire March 12 2011, 06:28:28 UTC
XD Oh my god. This is hilarious.

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