[There's a scrambling noise, a clicking like claws on plastic. The feed kicks in, revealing nothing but gray fur at first. Then whiskers, then a big dark eye, then sharp slicing teeth, then, after a second, an entire rabbit looking into the camera. Its nose twitches thoughtfully. What a cute little
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First question. Are you responsible for our captivity?
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You can turn on the video, kid, it's not like I'm going to hurt you.
[He shakes his head]
Nope, not me. The boss is.
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[He's not taking orders from a talking bunny.]
Who is your superior?
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[Murmurs something that sounds like it could be "freak."]
The Author.
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A pleasure to meet you, sir. Is there anything I can get for you?
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Jesus Christ! Don't do that!! You coulda given me a heart-attack!
[He considers Sebastian's offer, nose twitching]
Anything, huh? Got any cigs on you?
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[Although now he knows the rabbit can't sense his presence the way Sebastian can sense its presence. In fact, all he can tell is that it's an animal, with seemingly no powers at all. Other than the ability to speak. And smoke cigarettes.]
Unfortunately, I've not yet found any in this manor. As it seems you are linked to the master of the house, do you know where I could find some for you?
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[He sighs]
She won't tell me. There might be some but I haven't been given any.
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You say we are in a Story. Who is writing it? And, why do they need us?
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[In response to the second question]
I don't know if you noticed but you guys are a-lone here. Stories need characters, you know.
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That's a pretty neat trick, it looks jus' like the rabbit is talkin'! How'd you do that?
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I am talking.
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Do you do shows or somethin'?
That's so cute! I bet the kids love it.
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I hate kids. They brush my fur the wrong way.
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Am I....are we...trapped in a realm where visions become reality?
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[Pause.]
Not your visions anyway.
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Thank goodness.
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