The Plot Bunny [Video/Voice]
[There's a scrambling noise, a clicking like claws on plastic. The feed kicks in, revealing nothing but gray fur at first. Then whiskers, then a big dark eye, then sharp slicing teeth, then, after a second, an entire rabbit looking into the camera. Its nose twitches thoughtfully. What a cute little--
Suddenly it begins to speak.
Its voice is male and hoarse. It sounds like a seasoned smoker's voice.]
God I hate these stupid things...which button is it again? Is it recording? Yeah, it's recording. Dammit
[clears its throat]
Alright listen up! Wherever you are pay attention! I am The Plot Bunny. You see that writing? "Once upon a time in a big old house yada-yada-yada?" Yeah? Good. You are in that Story. I'm sure you're all confused and crap and it's my job to make sure you stop being confused. So its opened Q&A time.
Just try not ask anything too stupid.
Suddenly it begins to speak.
Its voice is male and hoarse. It sounds like a seasoned smoker's voice.]
God I hate these stupid things...which button is it again? Is it recording? Yeah, it's recording. Dammit
[clears its throat]
Alright listen up! Wherever you are pay attention! I am The Plot Bunny. You see that writing? "Once upon a time in a big old house yada-yada-yada?" Yeah? Good. You are in that Story. I'm sure you're all confused and crap and it's my job to make sure you stop being confused. So its opened Q&A time.
Just try not ask anything too stupid.