Match 04 | Sasagawa Ryohei | [In Person]

[lionpunchinist]

[Ryohei is in a small forest clearing, with a deer carcass. How he managed to catch a deer with his loud voice and impatience? Who knows, it must have been a really stupid deer.

He's kindling a campfire, and surprisingly enough he seems to be doing it properly, as a few minutes later he succeeds in making a cozy little campfire. The only problem is

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action; excuse the slow though >__>

[finalarbiter]

[With a make-shift fishing rod and a small fish or two in hand, Light is making his way back to his shelter for the week, when he hears the familiar shouting. First of all, it's surprising enough that Ryohei had been able to catch any kind of animal, but the fact that he might still starve this week just adds in a nice touch of cruel humor. As there's little sense in wasting perfectly good deer meat, Light against some of his better judgment approaches Ryohei.]

You look like you could use some [a lot of] help there, Sasagawa.

action; yepyep nvn [1/5? 8I;;m-might go up to six btw L-LOL;;]

[lionpunchinist]

[While giving a friendly and enthusiastic hand wave:] HOOVE-SENPA--

action [2/3 LOL forget that I thought this was going to go up to six]

[lionpunchinist]

WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME HOOVE-SENPAI?!!!! YOUR REAL NAME EXTREMELY ISN'T HOOVE-SENPAI, HOOVE-SENPAI!!! ISN'T IT.....[Short-term memory is kicking in]..LAMP-POST?!!

action [3/3]

[lionpunchinist]

BUT I'LL FORGIVE YOU FOR LYING TO ME TO THE EXTREME LIKE A TRUE MAN LAMP-POST!!

...

IF YOU HELP ME COOK THIS DEER!!

[in person]

[gr8balls_o_fire]

[Well after the humiliation of being the size of a cat for two weeks, Deathwing had decided to remain in his 10-foot-tall TOTALLY not conspicuous at all human form. He WAS wandering about idly brooding and scheming on ways to get out of this hell... when there's a dear-corpse just FLYING ad his face. He effortlessly smacks it off to the side and looks to spot the dear throwing culprit to imminently END them]

....

[Oh. It's THAT one.]

[in person] t-this isn't going to end well LOL

[lionpunchinist]

[Ryohei will ignore the fact that he just threw a deer at some one, and that his meal just got smacked away because it was one extreme deer smack!!]

NICE REFLEXES!!....AND WOAH, YOU'RE EXTREMELY TALL!!! HOW'D YOU GROW THAT TALL?!!!! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!!!!!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU'RE HIS PET RYOHEI! HE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU... maybe.

[gr8balls_o_fire]

[The Dragon chuckles, shaking the Earth]

Do not tell me you have already forgotten the aspect of Death, Mortal?

/SLAPS KNEE

[lionpunchinist]

...DEATHWING?!!!

....

YOU LOOK EXTREMELY DIFFERENT!!!!!!

[Ryohei goes over to where the deer was smacked off to, and picks it back up.]

YOU MUST BE EXTREMELY HUNGRY RIGHT?!! YOU CAN SHARE THIS DEER WITH ME WHEN I'M DONE "COOKING" COOKING IT!!!!

[In Person]

[tomboyishcandy]

A-ACCHONBURIKEEE!!

You're going to ruin perfectly good veal!

Let Pinoko help you!

[Luckily, this little lady can cook quite well!

She'll come to rescue this poor, poor loudmouth!]

[OOC:]

[tomboyishcandy]

((I know the difference between venison and veal, really. I just mixed up the v-words.

Pretend I wrote that instead. ^^;))

1/2 [In Person] XD ROFL I didn't even really notice until you mentioned it

[lionpunchinist]

[Give him about five minutes to remember who you are Pinoko....]

2/2 [In Person]

[lionpunchinist]

[A light bulb goes off in Ryohei's head.]

OH, IT'S YOU!!! DID YOU FIND YOUR HUSBAND?!!!

[.....wait why did she come over here again?]

DID YOU COME HERE BECAUSE YOU WERE HUNGRY?!! I'LL GET THIS COOKED EXTREMELY QUICKLY THEN!!!!!

[..He's about to chuck the deer at the fire again.]