Karte 001 [In Person -- backdated to yesterday]
[In the throng of excited fans, a tiny brunette is easily lost.
Fleeing from calls of "ohmigosh, lookit the little chibi!" and "kawa-eeee!", the tiny tot is pushing her cheeks in so far with her hands they almost look to be in danger of becoming permanently fixed that way ( Read more... )
Fleeing from calls of "ohmigosh, lookit the little chibi!" and "kawa-eeee!", the tiny tot is pushing her cheeks in so far with her hands they almost look to be in danger of becoming permanently fixed that way ( Read more... )
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Or at least he was, until he heard the high pitched, signature catch phrase of a particular daughter-nurse hybrid.
Draining the rest of his coffee, the Doctor gets to his feet, scanning the crowd frantically. Eventually, a small group moves on, and he see's the source of the racket. Guess who's behind you? 8D]
Pinoko-! You're here?
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[A heavy sob breaks up the wailing, but then, she freezes!]
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Dr. Black Jack...? [She'll turn, face flushed from her little fit and she's a bit winded from all the screaming, but her expression's simply bewildered right now.]
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[She'll hop-hop-hop over, to gain enough momentum to spring herself into his arms.]
Yay, we weren't kidnapped after all! Pinoko thought shomeone shlipped her a rophy!
[She'll hug him as best as she can, even if her arms are much too short to encircle him! Have some kisses on the cheek as well.
Then, she'll give him an exasperated glare.] While Pinoko appreciates the shurprise, if you wanted to take Pinoko on a romantic vacation, the leasht you could've done was tell Pinoko in advanche sho Pinoko could get all dolled up firsht!
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OI BRAT! The hell is your problem?!
[Yeah. Perfect. Nothing quiets a kid faster then yelling angrily at them.]
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Pinoko's PROBLEM is that she's shtuck in shome weird plache she's never been to before!
Are you the kidnapper?!
Jusht try to hurt me, I'll bite your fache off! [She'll wave her tiny, round fists, trying to look threatening.]
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[Alright he needs nicotine happy times to deal with this. He light up a cigarette and glares down at the little kid again... whoever first came up with cigarettes ran a daycare... he was sure of it...]
Why the fuck would I want to kidnap a little annoying snot-nosed brat like you?!
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[Hop-hop-hop and then she leaps in an attempt to land a KICK to your crotch. Better forget the cigarette and MOVE.]
Maybe 'cause Pinoko's the famoush Dr. Black Jack's asshishtant!
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!!
[ Thankfully he saves his plate of food from being dropped. Thankfully B| ]
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Pinoko might've burned Doc's dinnerrrrr!!
[She's sobbing so heavily, it sounds like her entire world's just fell apart.]
What kinda wife does thaaaaat?!
[Snifflesfniff.]
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[ Vegeta almost drops his plate again to the incessant howling. He looks back at the little screaming thing and gives it a death stare. ]
Will you kindly shut up.
[ omg kids. what do ]
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Pinoko's got enough on her plate!
[She'll blink twice.] Plate...
WAAAAAH, DOC'S DINNERRRR!! [Aaaand it's back to wailing.]
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WOAH THERE, WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THAT EXTREME CHARISMA FROM TINY KID??!!!
[He takes a closer look at her face to realize that she's actually crying. BETTER TRY CHEER HER UP.....wait what, oven? ]
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY TINY KID!!! WE CAN GO FIND THAT OVEN TOGETHER!!!
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While wiping away the last of her tears, Pinoko blinks and speaks calmly, although there's more than a hint of exasperation:]
Pinoko's not a kid.
Pinoko's twenty years old!
[She looked up at Ryohei.]
... Mishter, the oven is back at Pinoko and Doc's home. That's on the cape of an island off the shoutherly coasht of Japan. We were the only people living there!
Pinoko knows we can't be that closhe. How are we shupposhed to find it?
It's very niche of you, Pinoko'd even shay it's chivalroush, but maybe you should'a thought about it a little bit more...
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YOU'RE EXTREMELY SMART FOR A TINY KID!!! [He's only saying that because he didn't exactly understand too much of what Pinoko said after stating her age...] I'M RYOHEI AND I'M [16X4....16X4......] SIXTY-FOUR YEARS OLD!! [He extends his hand.] COME ON TINY KID, LET'S GO LOOK FOR THE OVEN AND THE...DUCK?!!
[There's not even the slightest hint of sarcasm when he says all of this.]
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