Karte 001 [In Person -- backdated to yesterday]
[In the throng of excited fans, a tiny brunette is easily lost.
Fleeing from calls of "ohmigosh, lookit the little chibi!" and "kawa-eeee!", the tiny tot is pushing her cheeks in so far with her hands they almost look to be in danger of becoming permanently fixed that way ( Read more... )
Fleeing from calls of "ohmigosh, lookit the little chibi!" and "kawa-eeee!", the tiny tot is pushing her cheeks in so far with her hands they almost look to be in danger of becoming permanently fixed that way ( Read more... )
OI BRAT! The hell is your problem?!
[Yeah. Perfect. Nothing quiets a kid faster then yelling angrily at them.]
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Pinoko's PROBLEM is that she's shtuck in shome weird plache she's never been to before!
Are you the kidnapper?!
Jusht try to hurt me, I'll bite your fache off! [She'll wave her tiny, round fists, trying to look threatening.]
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[Alright he needs nicotine happy times to deal with this. He light up a cigarette and glares down at the little kid again... whoever first came up with cigarettes ran a daycare... he was sure of it...]
Why the fuck would I want to kidnap a little annoying snot-nosed brat like you?!
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[Hop-hop-hop and then she leaps in an attempt to land a KICK to your crotch. Better forget the cigarette and MOVE.]
Maybe 'cause Pinoko's the famoush Dr. Black Jack's asshishtant!
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[And there is a mid air CATCH of the flying crotch-kicking monster! This is, not surprisingly, not the first child who has made an attempt to MAUL him. At least she's not pulling grenades out of her hair and wiping snot all over him...]
WATCH IT YOU LITTLE SHIT! THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYIN' TO PULL!?
[He holds her at arms length and just glares daggers at her for a moment, before just dropping her]
I didn't think that old guy had a kid... least not one as annoying as you.
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[She bites his arm to loosen his grip on her, before puffing her chest with pride and stating, matter-of-factly:] I'm the wife!
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[He drops her on the ground, and starts blowing on the bite. Once the sting has faded he glares down at Pinoko, blood pressure SKYROCKETING]
THEN HE'S A MOTHER-FUCKING PEDOPHILE!
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She shoots him a sharp glare, gritting her teeth.]
Pinoko was eighteen when we met...!
[She goes into a rage, flying at him while kicking her legs and swinging her arms- be careful now, she might attack again!]
Don't you ever, EVER inshult my Doc, you potty-mouthed, basheborn ingrate, bratty punk!
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'the fuck did I just say, brat?! If you're gunna lie about your age make it friggin' believable! You couldn't even pass of as a ten year old!
[And to stop the incoming mini-attack, puts his foot on her forehead, not as kick, but just keeping her AWAY while she flails and has her little tantrum... keeping close watch in case she goes after the family jewels again]
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[She blinks when his foot connects with her head, although it's too light to be an attack.
Her face flushes red again and it's quite clear she's offended by the gesture.]
GAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[She'll continue swinging her arms and kicking her legs until she's close to passing out from exhaustion, thank you very much.]
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So you're lookin' for the doctor, right brat? If yer done throwing your damn tantrum and promise to shut the hell up, I'll help ya look.
[And cigarette drag time ahhh. As much as he openly HATED children, there were some real fucktards in this place, and if there was anything he learned growing up on the streets it's that children and fucktards should not be left alone together. ]
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Yesh, Pinoko will keep quiet if you promishe to help! [She happily clamps her mouth shut with her hands to illustrate.]
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[Hayato starts walking, flicking some ash from his cigarette off to the side. The hell was the author thinking bringing a kid THIS young to this shithole? Well... at least she had some one that could look after her... granted the whole "wife" thing either meant the doctor was much more creepy then he thought, or this little kid is SOME KIND OF DELUDED... maybe she was adopted or somethin'? Wel... maybe it wasn't that uncommon for kids to want to marry their parents? The hell would he know, as long as the little shits were quiet and away from him he was happy.
... and speaking of getting children away from him... where the fuck was that old guy?! Figures the ONE time he WANTS to find him, he can't.]
Tch, figures the one time I need the guy he's nowhere to be found...
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