005 - Near & Mello - [Accidental Video / In Person] - Fluffball for sale!

[whitestlie]

(ooc: Blue is Near, Red is Mello.)

[The video clicks on with static.]

Can I take your picture?

[If you guys haven't heard enough fangirl screams for a day, have some MOAR! Little by little, the static clears up, but the video is shaky, panning from feet to ceiling to the ground to a fluffball pajama-clad boy to more feet as his blackberry gets kicked

Comments

[killer_melon]

[Hayato was going about his merry way when heard a VERY familiar voice... a very familiar voice just BEGGING to be kicked. He turns to see the source. An albino sheep and Willy Wonka some blonde guy... or girl... a flat chested girl... hard to tell there. But there was leather....dominatrix?

Well whatever, the voice of the little shit made an ass of him (...well more of one then he made himself anyway) was the sheep. Time for a little pay back... The teen strolls over with his hand casually in his pockets and a smirk on his face]

Oh come on, I would bid on the little sheep so I coulda kicked the crap outta him.

[diditmyway]

Get in line [Mello sneers. He'd like to kick the ever-loving crap out of the kid himself. Though not kill. Well.. not kill yet. He has a few things he needs Near to live for first.

But he has to wonder what Near has done to piss these people off. He can certainly make educated guesses. A sharp remark here, a victory hair-twirl there... Near doesn't exactly have to try hard to piss people off. Seems to just be something about his very existence.

In fact now that the hunt for kira is on pause, it might be a good time to explore all the reasons Near gathers people who want to use him as a little fluffy football]

fluffball, lawn gnome, snowflake, sheep, just how many more nicknames does he need?! xD

[whitestlie]

[Long time no see, Angry Boy. Great, just what he needed. It's like Mello off his meds.]

I see you didn't get lost this time, Mister Gokudera.

[Oh, he's just asking for it, but Near's banking on the fact that enough people are around that the boy won't do anything too stupid. If anything, after the conversation he and Mello had with L, it's highly unlikely for Mello to willingly let him get seriously injured.

Oh, and if you're wondering how he knows your name, FEED STALKING, BITCHES.]

A book of them. Dera and Mello can just sit in a room and come up with names ALL DAY.

[killer_melon]

[Hayato GLARES with a SPECIAL kind of hatred reserved JUST for Near.]

C'mon. Just let me get him once good across the face... or kick the little shit a few times...

[The teen cracks his knuckles, not taking his eyes of Near. Poor Near has GREATLY misjudged our dearest Gokudera if he thinks the teen is not beyond doing something utterly stupid and reckless all for the sake of his temper. He is the VERY definition of a loose cannon... be grateful the dynamite has already LONG since been confiscated...]