In Person

[fastest_speed]

[Burter stands by the edge of the beach looking out into the water. There are a few dead monsters around him (though whether he killed them himself or if they were left by others isn't clear), but his chosen beach is mostly untarnished. His arms are folded across his chest and he frowns slightly

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[moar_food_plz]

[Orly? Well its your lucky day! Or not. Goku will talk to just about anybody. Seriously. He's out wandering the beach right now wearing nothing more then a pair of bright orange swim shorts.]

Ohh~ so you must be one of Frieza's guys too huh?

[You hear that voice? Yep. Look behind you. Goku just smiles and waves.]

There was another guy around here wearing armor like that.
Not sure where he ran off too though...Vegeta kinda lost it on him..

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[Burter turns towards the source of the voice.]

You know Lord-...?

[SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST (admittedly, Burter doesn't know who that is), HE'S HERE TOO?! Have a blue streak as Burter shoots away from you and into the sky with his super speed, Goku.]

AAAAAHHHHH! Y-YOU!

[He really has just been brought back to die again? THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT?!]

[moar_food_plz]

Was it... something I said..?

[Goku is completely baffled. But that doesn't seem to stop him from giving chase. So don't look behind you Burter. He's right on your tail...er uh... lack thereof.]

Heh. You're going to have to be faster then that!

[He flies right up next to him, waving a little hello.]

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WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

[Vegeta, this guy...yes, someone has it in for him. Burter can tell.]

[killer_melon]

[Well the teen had been running around, watching his own ass, when LOW AND BEHOLD! WHAT COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE?! It couldn't... another alien?! He dressed similar to Frieza and Zarbon... well it's time to COMPLETELY forget about the whole monster thing and GET SOME ANSWERS! The teen approaches the alien, and clears his throat to get his attention. He is going to handle this like a calm and responsible person.... for now...]

E-excuse me? Are you an alien?

[fastest_speed]

[What's this? A local?]

Alien?

[Well, technically, yes. But this is Burter. Burter of the Ginyu Force. So guess what, Dera-- you get a pose.]

I'm Burter of the Ginyu Force! I'M THE FASTEST IN THE UNIVERSE and YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

[He pauses then looks kind of sheepish.]

...Well, maybe not your worst. I'm still not sure what exactly's going on. Can you tell me anything about all this?

[killer_melon]

Ginyu Force? Fastes in the universe?

[If this were ANYONE ELSE he would have JUMPED on that 'fastest in the universe' thing faster then the... well... the fastest in the universe...]

Um... if I explain it... would it be alright if I asked you some questions after?

[Don't reach for the notepad yet, Hayato... DON'T REACH FOR THE NOTEPAD!]

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Questions?

[Burter shrugs.]

Sure, why not?

[arsenic_catnip]

[Large, blue, deformed... looks like a sub denizen to Nepeta! That thought held in mind, she creeps up slowly behind him, sliding herself behind a slight dune that would provide (not enough) coverage, snicking out her glove-claws]

[fastest_speed]

[Burter is aware of the Troll's presence, but a cursory glance her way doesn't cause him much alarm. As far as he can see (since, indeed, that's all that seems to be visible from behind the dune), it is nothing more than a blue-headed cat with yellow eyes and orange ears watching him.

Ah, the local wildlife...]

[arsenic_catnip]

[She freezes when he glanced her way, then grins as he looks away. Ever so cautiously, she creeps around the dune, body low and legs tensed to spring at the slightest notice. Her glove-claws still extended, she approaches the monster, planning on leaping at it's back, hopefully to hit some organs and reduce his health level.]

[fastest_speed]

[That darn cat. Burter looks over as the "feline" moves towards him. Only now he can see it's not a cat at all but some sort of...costume?

Welp, no sense staying in the line of fire. There's a slight blur and Burter is no longer in front of you, Nepeta.]

Who are you?

[Hello from about twenty feet in the air behind you.]