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{17} A really weird crab.... [Video/In Person]

May 23, 2011 13:08

[Willy is sitting on the beach with machete which seems strange for the otherwise jovial candy maker but he's learned from past experiences that the beach presents more problems than just getting drunk on fruity drinks and playing with flea circus paper umbrellas. He's staring at what looks like a small sand dune but in fact it's a crab that's the ( Read more... )

willy wonka, plot: vacation from hell

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voice in_texas May 24 2011, 01:42:18 UTC

Looks like you got a bit of a showdown goin' there, Pardner.

voice makerofimage May 24 2011, 02:02:12 UTC

[He waves his hand at the voice and giggles, not taking his eyes off those over sized pincers.]

I'm wearing him down. He blinked!

[Crabs...don't...blink.]

Re: voice in_texas May 24 2011, 02:06:55 UTC

Really? Then I expect you'll be the one to walk away from this here shootout.

voice makerofimage May 25 2011, 05:19:18 UTC

[There's the sound of clicking and it's loud and sounds very large, then Willy screams.]

Too big! It's too big!

[Now there's the sound of him running through the jungle.]

I don't think it's eatable!

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[Voice] pink_ladyy May 24 2011, 01:44:30 UTC

[Rizzo is laying on the beach in a red bikini with black polka dots. She hears Willy laugh a few feet away and notices him staring at the freakishly large crab. She gets up quickly and walks over to him.]

You might wanna back up before that thing takes your eye out.

makerofimage May 24 2011, 01:58:11 UTC

[He looks over his shoulder at the owner of the voice and laughs]

Not unless I chop him up into itty-bitty pieces first.

pink_ladyy May 24 2011, 11:37:21 UTC

[Rizzo only nods at first, not sure what to make of the strange man.]

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

[She decides to stick around. This could be the only action she sees all day.]

makerofimage May 25 2011, 05:31:34 UTC

[He tries to give a good whack at the crab only to be repaid with it coming out of the sand and the body is...HUGE! This not only causes Willy to go into a small state of shock, it also causes him to go into a hasty retreat.]

RUN!

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truehappyending May 24 2011, 12:15:29 UTC

[Giselle couldn't help but blink in confusion. What is that thing that had been destroyed.]

What is going on?

makerofimage May 24 2011, 16:16:03 UTC

[The crab blinks and looks toward Giselle which causes Willy to spring into action and jump onto the giant crab.]

Ah ha! He...ruined my sandcastle!

[That wasn't the only thing. This crab is huge!]

truehappyending May 24 2011, 16:21:39 UTC

[Giselle just looks even more confused, poor giant crab.]

Oh my, so that's what the pile of sand is for? Doesn't seem enough to build a sandcastle.

[She doesn't even know what a sandcastle is.]

makerofimage May 25 2011, 16:17:20 UTC

Well, I made it which is the point as to why I'm upset. It's only for fun and not to live in considering that it's made of wet sand. I'll show you how it's made.

[Congratulations. Giselle finally drew him away from wanting to kill the crab to rebuilding the sandcastle.]

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