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[beautiful_brute]

[Hello, Manor. There is a shirtless, finely-chiseled, teal skinned man addressing you from the beach. From the way the image is transmitting, one might think he wants everyone to take notice of his amazing physique, but that would be ridiculous. He smirks and flips a sea-drenched braid over his shoulder with a chuckle.]What glorious weather... how

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[arsenic_catnip]

[Nepeta comes onto the screen, pot bubbling behind her, and remnants of fruits and plants scattered around her] I'm making longtailedbeast soup! Want some?

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[beautiful_brute]

[A child?]

"Longtailedbeast soup"?

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[arsenic_catnip]

[Six sweeps old, man! She's almost an aqdult!]

Yep! [Still grinning widely, she holds out her hands a good foot apart] They're almost as big here as back home!

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[beautiful_brute]

[Zarbon doesn't know what six sweeps means; all he knows is that you look about 13 and are not an Earthling, fellow Alien.]

It's something you've caught here, then?

[He's a bit iffy about eating food prepared by a child.]

[killer_melon]

[AND LOOK WHO WAS A GOOD BOY AND DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU TOLD HIM TOO?!]

Zarbon! Um, sir! I did some research and gathered the best accumulations of foods with the best variety! It took me a while but I got it all here! It's still hot too! Do you want my location?

[beautiful_brute]

...

[Damn. He's back.]

Your location? Why would that be necessary?

[What, you think he's going to go to you, Dera?]

[killer_melon]

[The teen turns the camera to a table... with a SEXY ARRAY OF FOOD ON IT! And there's a LOT of it!]

It would take me too long to carry! It would get cold! And um, you can fly right?

[beautiful_brute]

.....

[That is a sexy array.]

Very well. Where are you?

[You've won the battle, Dera. But not the war. And only because Zarbon wants your food.]