{3rd Jingle} Hey Near... [Video]

[jinglealltehway]

[The feed cuts on to show the interior of the coat closet. After being lived in for a week, whatever boots there were are thoroughly flattened and the coats have all been arranged into a very used nest. A few seconds of silence, and then one half-gloved hand moves into view and makes 'talking' motions at the camera.]

I'm out of the closet now,

Comments

Voice

[in_texas]

[This was the one who had written Jake? And he was still in a closet?]

Looks like you're still in that closet, Pardner.

[Just saying.]

[Video]

[jinglealltehway]

[The blackberry draws back until it's clear that Malone is standing in front of the open closet]

Nope! I am officially out of the closet.

[More hysterical laughter]

Voice

[in_texas]

Glad to hear it.

[Video]

[jinglealltehway]

Well, at least someone is glad to hear it. [...says the talking hand]

[big_bang_blue]

[Now that was a joke that Megamind caught since he knows what the term means after being in prison since childhood. He's now laughing hysterically! Congratulations, Malone, you've killed him with comedy!]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA ILU - [In Person Reaction 1/2]

[whitestlie]

[Near is not amused. Oh, he is sooooooo not amused.

Because this lunatic just had to be the very first person Near met at the manor, when he was still uncertain of his surroundings and therefore took everything seriously, he had made one slip with the wrong person. One slip, and this waste of space is still not letting it go. Really, had this idiot nothing better to do? Pathetic.

What did he hope to gain? As if Near would would ever bother responding to something this moronic. No, this person isn't worth his time.

Near shuts off the Blackberry and places it face up towards the ceiling, turning his attention back to the room-sized map he had recently replicated.]

[Video 2/2] - Now watch as I invoke MAGIC >D

[whitestlie]

[However, a few seconds later, the demon blackberry turns itself on.

Congratulations Near, you just got your first "accidental video" experience, courtesy of the Author.

Fortunately, all that shows up on the screen is a plain, gray ceiling. You can also hear the sound of tapping on paper as Near is setting his toys down one by one in the different miniature rooms outlined by his map.

Unfortunately, he does not appear to notice any of this.]

(ooc: Near hates me so much right now. ._.)

[Video] He's about to hate me even more...

[jinglealltehway]

[Ching ching ching....ching ching ching...]

[Video] 1/2

[whitestlie]

[Near turns toward the blackberry, the one now chiming to that all too familiar rhythm. He had seen all those accidental video posts over the network before and had not discounted them as mere coincidence. So, the Author is watching after all.

Without getting in the camera's field of view. Near shuts off the device, but he doesn't leave it's side. Instead, he stares at it, waiting.]

[NO FEED] Wtf I'm not even supposed to be on

[finalarbiter]

[Oh Malone. You have made Near look like an idiot and in the process, have made Light laugh. For this, he is willing to look upon you slightly more favourably than he would a piece of lint. His new found good humor towards you may or may not change depending on how you conduct yourself around Sayu in the future- yes, he read that text message you sent her- but for now, he's willing to consider letting bygones be bygones. Consider this a huge step forward.]

[Not here]

[whitestlie]

[GTFO KIRA]