[Ah, the merry sound of jingle bells! They can be heard all up and down the corridors, bouncing cheerfully through any and every room as a white-haired guy explores with a mission. He knocks on every closed door before trying to open it, very intent on finding someone named 'Lord Kortan
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...Lord Kortan?
[knocks tentatively on the next door, barely tapping...even the bells seem muted]
Are you here, Lord Kortan?
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I don't believe the person you're seeking is here.
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Aaaah! Have pity on me! I didn't mean it!
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Are you looking for someone?
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Yeeees! I'm looking for Lord Kortan! ....have you seen him? Big, muscular guy all in black [voice drops an octave or two]deep, scary voice?
[One hand goes thoughtfully to his chin]
He'd probably be yelling 'Malone! Maloooone!' and being a big jerk to everyone else.
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Sorry, I haven't seen or heard anyone like that.
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[Malone leaps for his door, which turns out to be not that far away, and slips inside. After a moment, he returns with a plushie of
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