[fic] i'm not here for your entertainment

[badboy_fangirl]

Title: i'm not here for your entertainment
Author: badboy_fangirl
Characters/Pairings: Damon POV; Damon[/Elena]
Word Count: ~1400 (yay, not 5k!)
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Spoilers: Everything through S3. Post episode fic for 3x19 specifically.
Summary: Damon's sad, lonely, and frustrated after the events of Denver.
Author's notes: This fic spawned from an

Comments

[upupa_epops]

DAMN YOU!

(So much more than blood in his dick, but that was the only manifestation he'd been allowed.)

Right in the feels :(.

Also, this is hot. The way Damon gets all emotional about Elena, ugh. He gets off on being on her mind, on being seen by her, on loving her. I can't. See, this is why porn with plot is awesome. Only when you really get into the character's head, you can escape cliches and write something that stands out, something that rings true. Let's face it, there are only so many ways for a guy to masturbate, there are very few interesting things you can do with the mechanics. But when you use a three-dimensional, well-thought character, you suddenly have MILLIONS of possibilities. And it's hot. Way hotter than, excuse my French, "bang-bang-thank-you-ma'am".

UNF.

ETA: THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS! (that's what happens when you don't read your comment properly before posting; somehow I got it into my head that I thanked you at the beginning...)

[shipperjunkie]

Check out her tags, Marta! *dies*

[upupa_epops]

I JUST NOTICED!

Ha, we're so awesome we get a tag.

[badboy_fangirl]

It had to happen. And now I need to go back through all those other posts and appropriately tag them too!

[shipperjunkie]

Not to mention getting beat by Elena's denial, her uncertainty, or her strange ability to hope that everything might magically go back to normal at the end of the half-hour.

Awww, Damon. :(

The way it coasts along his veins, the way it almost makes the need for blood recede, at least for a while, the way, with enough of it, he doesn't have to feel every goddamn thing he always feels.

AWWW, DAMON. :'-(

He shifts in the tub, his skin squeaking against the porcelain.

Neat little detail that makes it even more realistic.

What really turned him on, though, is the idea of her thinking about it. Of her, imagining him.
and Does she just want to fuck him, or does she want everything that's supposed to go with it?

This is so Damon, down to his romantic inner core. Sigh. Siiiiigggghhhh.

He is this exposed with her every time. He might as well whip it out and flog himself for everyone to see. He has to quit doing that.

(He will never quit doing that.)

So amazingly good, and very very hot. Thank you for writing it! :) *hugs*

[badboy_fangirl]

I loved the skin-squeak, too. I felt very voyeuristic with this one. The picture helped :D

Damon's romanticism is what saves him every time--just when he could be too vulgar or violent, he's just deep-down a boy who wants to be loved and it's just so HEART WRENCHING. Murderous, crazy vampire, yes, but lonely and blue, too. Ugh, life ruiner.

I'm glad you noticed your tag. I have a feeling I'll be using it a lot :D

[shipperjunkie]

Murderous, crazy vampire, yes, but lonely and blue, too. Ugh, life ruiner.

I know, right? I just I want to he's so BLARGH SO MANY FEELS.

I'm glad you noticed your tag. I have a feeling I'll be using it a lot :D

I was just telling Marta I need to make a "doing marta's bidding" tag. I also need "an evil candycane encouraged this" to go with it.

[badboy_fangirl]

Somehow "evil candycane" seems like an oxymoron :D

It is good we have each other, nobody else could take us! :D

[fluffyfrolicker]

OMG THIS. FEELS. DAMON IS SO PATHETIC. THIS IS MARVELOUS. YOU ARE FANTASTIC.

Basically, I second Marta's awesomely detailed explanation of why you kicked ass at writing masturbation <3

[badboy_fangirl]

He is pitiful, isn't he? I just want to wrap him up and take him home. Poor bb!

I'm glad you liked it! It was an odd piece, I admit. Also, this must mean you're back from your trip? I hope you had a good and safe time!

[fluffyfrolicker]

It does indeed mean that :) It was fantastic, actually <3

PORN <3 DAMON PORN <3