[fic] i'm not here for your entertainment

[badboy_fangirl]

Title: i'm not here for your entertainment
Author: badboy_fangirl
Characters/Pairings: Damon POV; Damon[/Elena]
Word Count: ~1400 (yay, not 5k!)
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Spoilers: Everything through S3. Post episode fic for 3x19 specifically.
Summary: Damon's sad, lonely, and frustrated after the events of Denver.
Author's notes: This fic spawned from an

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[shipperjunkie]

Not to mention getting beat by Elena's denial, her uncertainty, or her strange ability to hope that everything might magically go back to normal at the end of the half-hour.

Awww, Damon. :(

The way it coasts along his veins, the way it almost makes the need for blood recede, at least for a while, the way, with enough of it, he doesn't have to feel every goddamn thing he always feels.

AWWW, DAMON. :'-(

He shifts in the tub, his skin squeaking against the porcelain.

Neat little detail that makes it even more realistic.

What really turned him on, though, is the idea of her thinking about it. Of her, imagining him.
and Does she just want to fuck him, or does she want everything that's supposed to go with it?

This is so Damon, down to his romantic inner core. Sigh. Siiiiigggghhhh.

He is this exposed with her every time. He might as well whip it out and flog himself for everyone to see. He has to quit doing that.

(He will never quit doing that.)

So amazingly good, and very very hot. Thank you for writing it! :) *hugs*

[badboy_fangirl]

I loved the skin-squeak, too. I felt very voyeuristic with this one. The picture helped :D

Damon's romanticism is what saves him every time--just when he could be too vulgar or violent, he's just deep-down a boy who wants to be loved and it's just so HEART WRENCHING. Murderous, crazy vampire, yes, but lonely and blue, too. Ugh, life ruiner.

I'm glad you noticed your tag. I have a feeling I'll be using it a lot :D

[shipperjunkie]

Murderous, crazy vampire, yes, but lonely and blue, too. Ugh, life ruiner.

I know, right? I just I want to he's so BLARGH SO MANY FEELS.

I'm glad you noticed your tag. I have a feeling I'll be using it a lot :D

I was just telling Marta I need to make a "doing marta's bidding" tag. I also need "an evil candycane encouraged this" to go with it.

[badboy_fangirl]

Somehow "evil candycane" seems like an oxymoron :D

It is good we have each other, nobody else could take us! :D

[upupa_epops]

Nah, candycane is inherently evil.

But I imagine you must be terribly bored every time you hear candy-related jokes XD.

[badboy_fangirl]

Well, to say I have heard them all is an understatement, but that's okay, 'evil candycane' is definitely a new variation :D

[upupa_epops]

My last name is a common noun. I know your pain XD.

[badboy_fangirl]

Shall we discuss childhood trauma associated with our names? My full name is Candyce Ragan Carter--and I was born in 1975, the year before Jimmy Carter became president. In 1980, Ronald Reagan became president, and though they are spelled differently, they are the same name. So all through the 80s I was named after every child's favorite food and two U.S. presidents. Plus "carter" rhymes with "farter." It went on and on and on. Bullying is not a new thing, it's just that back in the day we didn't complain about it so much! :D

So explain your last name!

[upupa_epops]

WHOA, you win! My last name translates into "snowstorm", while my mother's maiden name translates into "frost". I just had a bunch of bad yet not malicious jokes, mainly from family members who were also making fun of themselves. There is a family anecdote that my late grandfather would watch weather forecasts yelling: "Oh, fuck off already!". My mother also claims that when she and my father went to the church to set a wedding date, their priest almost choked on laughter ;).

[badboy_fangirl]

Yeah, I don't think my parents intended my name to be such torture, it's just he way it turned out. And now I love it, but it took a REALLY long time to love it.

That is funny about your parents. Obviously meant to be! *romantic*

When I was serving as a missionary, one of the Elders I served with was called Elder Money. His last name was really Money as in $. And his first companion was called Elder Buck. Buck and Money. So funny.

[upupa_epops]

My Grandpa "frost" had a buddy named "wind" :P.

Also, there is a Russian (well, Soviet) equivalent of Santa Claus, who's called "Died Moroz" (Grandpa Frost). While he's not a part of Polish tradition, everyone recognizes him easily. No one ever believes me when I say that Grandpa Frost used to bring me Christmas presents!

You have bad luck, just like my friend. Not only he's a biologist whose last name translates into "woodpecker", but also his initials are SLD. SLD is an acronym for the most well-known left-winged political party in Poland. My friend happens to be a conservative Christian and a royalist.

[badboy_fangirl]

Names are funny. And yeah, the woodpecker thing? So unfortunate. I went to school with this really tall, really awkward, red-headed kid and his name was Lloyd Growcock. I mean, for reals? GET THAT NAME CHANGED. So mean.

I had a roommate years ago whose maiden name was Adcock, and hotmail wouldn't let her register with that name, like it was bad. :D so goofy.

[shipperjunkie]

Yay because Marta is right, you've probably heard them all, I am all out of unique today lmao

[upupa_epops]

Today you're the unique snowflake :P.

(One day Candy is going to ban me for spamming her journal SO MUCH...)

[badboy_fangirl]

I'm with Katie, she says it makes the fic look WAY better than it is and people think they should read it when they see so many comments :D

[shipperjunkie]

And then I seem to show up soon after like your shadow, so . . . good thing she likes us. :p