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Stars and garters above! Isn't it time for a new post? The last one is just so... big now, isn't it? I don't know if even I could take it... ♥

SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
PART FIVEAs all you charming little anonymous know, in this very post of mine, you can comment anonymously with any pairing from Persona 4 and whatever astoundingly

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I blame the parents, myself. [2/2]

[anonymous]

"So, I'm fighting these kids and dogs and robots, right? I was running through all my Arcana forms, giving speeches about what each card means, that sort of thing."

"Sounds good so far."

"And then I switch to Death. This is my really good one, you know. Me at my prime. So when headphones switches over to Helel and eats an SP healing item, I'm just like 'Okay, makes sense, he's scared, getting ready for a big fight. Only natural to heal up and break out the big guns'."

"... I think I see where this is going. He didn't have Satan too, did he?"

"He did."

"And he... um..."

"No, no, you can say it. It's cool."

"He Armageddoned you?"

"The little bastard Armageddoned me! Second turn in! I don't even get to do anything! My best form and it's down in like, five seconds! Even the dog got more turns than I did!"

"I am so sorry."

"But it's not like I'm gonna let it end there, right? So I start to open the moon up, get into real ass-kicking mode. It's like I'm not even doing it for my husband anymore, now I'm just destroying

Re: I blame the parents, myself. [2/2]

[anonymous]

OP here. Thanks for filling this. It was very funny and pretty much how I imagined it going. Thanks again!

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[anonymous]

Glad you liked it, OP! The thought of Izanami and Nyx in such an undignified situation was just too much fun to pass up... Hell, I'd have filled it the first time it came up if I'd noticed it.

Re: I blame the parents, myself. [2/2]

[anonymous]

Ha ha ha! That was amusing. Can't imagine two goddesses being too happy about being owned by of teenagers (and their little dog too).

(And is it just me, or is Nyx a troper? "I'm not making this up" and "the Power of Friendship" in the same sentence? *has been brainwashed by that site, sorry* Also, reCaptcha, what do "the blocks" have to do with anything?)

Re: I blame the parents, myself. [2/2]

[anonymous]

Not even the incarnation of Death is immune to TV tropes. Minato should have just handed her a laptop, she'd have been too busy editing to end the world.

Re: I blame the parents, myself. [2/2]

[anonymous]

Ah dammit, now I want a crackfic of that. Buuut this is the P4 kink meme, so I'll ask elsewhere.

Re: I blame the parents, myself. [2/2]

[anonymous]

A+++ would lol forever and again

Re: I blame the parents, myself. [2/2]

[anonymous]

Oh god this is amazing.

Also, is that a "Day in Dracula's Life" reference I spot? 'Cause if it isn't, I will be very surprised.

Re: I blame the parents, myself. [2/2]

[anonymous]

>>What is he, Sailor Moon?!

asfghkjl; Minato = Sailor Moon. (Sailor Minato? Sailor Minato Moon? /shot) CANNOT UNSEE IT.

Phenomenal job, anon! You've made my night. I can just imagine Nyx and Izanami at a bar somewhere in the otherverse where deities go to celebrate/drown their sorrows and both of them getting really smashed over all this. Or maybe scarfing down a gallon bucket of Ben and Jerry's between them. They deserve the comfort food from this perspective.

brb, lawling forever. Thanks, writer anon!

Re: I blame the parents, myself. [2/2]

[anonymous]

OP from the part 4 Izanami/Nyx request here, and LOL THANK YOU THIS MAKES ME HAPPY TOO.

I could totally see this, those two complaining about them dern kids and them stupid personas they whip out on 'im.

Re: I blame the parents, myself. [2/2]

[anonymous]

...Anon, you win forever. You also owe me a new gut, since I think I just busted this one.