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Stars and garters above! Isn't it time for a new post? The last one is just so... big now, isn't it? I don't know if even I could take it... ♥
SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
PART FIVEAs all you charming little anonymous know, in this very post of mine, you can comment anonymously with any pairing from Persona 4 and whatever astoundingly ( Read more... )
SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
PART FIVEAs all you charming little anonymous know, in this very post of mine, you can comment anonymously with any pairing from Persona 4 and whatever astoundingly ( Read more... )
"Sounds good so far."
"And then I switch to Death. This is my really good one, you know. Me at my prime. So when headphones switches over to Helel and eats an SP healing item, I'm just like 'Okay, makes sense, he's scared, getting ready for a big fight. Only natural to heal up and break out the big guns'."
"... I think I see where this is going. He didn't have Satan too, did he?"
"He did."
"And he... um..."
"No, no, you can say it. It's cool."
"He Armageddoned you?"
"The little bastard Armageddoned me! Second turn in! I don't even get to do anything! My best form and it's down in like, five seconds! Even the dog got more turns than I did!"
"I am so sorry."
"But it's not like I'm gonna let it end there, right? So I start to open the moon up, get into real ass-kicking mode. It's like I'm not even doing it for my husband anymore, now I'm just destroying the world to spite these little jerkasses and their freakin' dog."
"And... the world's still here, so?"
"Headphones Guy, and I'm not making this up, flies up to the moon and seals me away with the power of friendship."
"... oh, that is so lame."
"You think I don't know that?"
"I mean, really? Sealing you away? Friendship?! What is he, Sailor Moon?! He could have at least vaporized you. The 'friendship seal' is just demeaning. That's amateur hour bullshit, right there."
"Well, it helps that I'm more of a concept than an actual being. I can't really die because I exist more as a fact of reality as opposed to any sort of corporeal entity. But still, at the very least he could have skipped the damn speeches. All of his friends just haaaad to chime in. Like I care what they have to say?! I am being sealed away here! That is already a very trying experience, I don't need to listen to them writing a self-help manual while it happens!"
"Geez... kids these days, you know?"
"They have no respect for Eldritch Horrors from beyond their comprehension. They just whip out their Personas and act like having vaguely good mental health qualifies them to be monster fighters."
"And they cheat."
"And they cheat."
"Seriously! Thousand Curses just suddenly doesn't even work anymore!"
"At least you didn't get one-shotted before you even got to use Night Queen."
"Geez. Freakin' kids, am I right?"
"Freakin' kids."
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(And is it just me, or is Nyx a troper? "I'm not making this up" and "the Power of Friendship" in the same sentence? *has been brainwashed by that site, sorry* Also, reCaptcha, what do "the blocks" have to do with anything?)
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Also, is that a "Day in Dracula's Life" reference I spot? 'Cause if it isn't, I will be very surprised.
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asfghkjl; Minato = Sailor Moon. (Sailor Minato? Sailor Minato Moon? /shot) CANNOT UNSEE IT.
Phenomenal job, anon! You've made my night. I can just imagine Nyx and Izanami at a bar somewhere in the otherverse where deities go to celebrate/drown their sorrows and both of them getting really smashed over all this. Or maybe scarfing down a gallon bucket of Ben and Jerry's between them. They deserve the comfort food from this perspective.
brb, lawling forever. Thanks, writer anon!
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I could totally see this, those two complaining about them dern kids and them stupid personas they whip out on 'im.
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