4th Trigger // [Action]

[badass_in_red]

[So Dante is on top of some random roof in town, just watching people walk by. Or something to that effect. All in all, he's just waiting for something interesting to happen. Either that, or for someone he knows to walk by, so he could drop down on 'em to annoy the hell out of them say hello.

Any takers on walking by his little base? He needs to

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[im_the_cute_one]

[Whatever would Dante do if there was a twelve-year-old girl walking around?]

[im_the_cute_one]

Do you want to find it with me?

[badass_in_red]

I don't think it's in my best interests.

[im_the_cute_one]

Is it because you don't think I'm cute?

[badass_in_red]

I'm not the kinda guy who'd take kids on a field trip to the desert.

[im_the_cute_one]

But...no one here likes me. I want to go home.

[badass_in_red]

What'dya mean 'no one here likes you'?

[im_the_cute_one]

That one lady said I was bothering her people! So I told her I'm going to go where no one can find me. And that Malnossa is a jerk. No one tells me anything, but I can keep secrets, too.

[badass_in_red]

Who'd go and say that?

[im_the_cute_one]

I don't know. She...she just told me that I was bothering everyone and...

[Oh dear, Dante. You've got a child sniffling. Crying imminent, y/n~?]

[badass_in_red]

Hey, don't cry! I'm sure she was just being a crabby pants.

[im_the_cute_one]

I want to go home...

[badass_in_red]

Don't worry about it. We'll all go home soon enough.

[im_the_cute_one]

[She's hugging you now, Dante. And crying. Oh dear. D:]

[badass_in_red]

[Hell if Dante knows what the do. He'll just setlle for... uh... patting her on the back or something.]

[im_the_cute_one]

Do...you *sniff* have any candy?